OutdoorMissouri.com

That's not MY Bobby; my Bobby was dating Khan's daughter against my wishes and is too lazy to have a job unless it involved eating or watching TV. Yuup.

RB wrote: We still have a core of resident idjits that hang out here.

Speak for yourself, Mr. Arby's. Yuup.

Yup, I would be up for some skeet shootin' - me and Bobby need to sight in before deer season. I'm sure Dale would be up for it too.

Well, I am the general manager of Strickland Propane, but Buck Strickland makes all payroll decisions. I am sure that he would at least pay you the State of Texas minimum wage. I can say that you would put in an honest day's work for your pay. If it would help your decision at all, I could see if Da...

No problem, Ese. You come across any work, you let me know. :m16: Howdy Padro- seems like you probably passed through my town Arlen on the way up to Missouri. When you come back down south for the winter, you can see if we need some help at Strickland Propane. We will need to see your H1-B visa to ...

Hi "Santa"- Hank Hill here. I just wanted to let you know to skip our neighborhood- Dale is eager to kill a reindeer and is sitting on his roof with a sniper rifle on a bipod. If you do come here, you may want to have Rudolph dim his nose and wear a bulletproof vest. If you converted your ...

Well thank you, Mr. MOCraig sir. We did have a nice day- Peggy made her famous Frito Pie and I got out my old Char-King propane grill and seared up some delicious T-bone steaks. I didn't get any propane accesories for my birthday-already have them all- but did get a new bagger for my riding lawnmowe...

Good morning from Arlen fellas- Mr. RB, I am not sure what a "duko" is, but we do hunt ducks and waterfowl down here in Texas- I usually take a trip over to Beaumont near the swamplands. Mr. Born Bad, there are no hard feelings. Tom and I do look a lot alike but he's a NM Lobos and Arizona...

I think someone from Dale's gun club made a treehouse like that near Arlen, but I'm not sure they contacted they contacted the Arlen zoning board for the proper permits.

This, from the character creator Mike Judge. You came a long way, Hank, from your inspirational "Them damn kid's are whacking off in my tool shed" role you had in Beavis and Butthead. Mr. Born Bad, I think you may have me confused with my second cousin Tom Anderson who lives in Highland, ...

Sugarfoot's is the best BBQ joint in Arlen, and I'm not saying that just because Peggy runs it.

It's the best because they cook the pork and beef slowly over a beautiful propane flame. No charcoal or smoke for me- I want to taste the meat, not the heat! Yuuup.

We have those "Mega-Lo-Mart Express" stations here in Arlen, but I quit eating there because I found out they cook using electric and not sweet propane, yup!

Pic #1: Dale: "Hey Bill, it looks like my special "Dale's Dead Bug" bug spray works on crows too!" Bill: "Dale, can we go borrow Hank's propane grill and cook these up? I'm getting awful hungry!" Pic #2: Hank: "That's what you get for cooking on a charcoal grill, y...

Nope, give me a gas grill. I ran a line out and hooked my grill to the house line, so I never run out. :yes: It's refreshing to hear another enlightened customer speak the virtues of sweet propane and not those other bastard gasses or worse yet, charcoal! I run everything at my house using propane-...

That grill is perfect for MoCraig, it goes both ways. I nominate that for post of the year! I have the Char-Griller Smokin' Pro and love it. http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff24/Outdoorsfool/photos/smokin-pro-cat.jpg Why you would want to fork with gas is beyond me. Trix are for kids and gas gri...