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I could go for a bottle of wine, it's good for the digestion.

Gracias Padro for the hookup, I can go back to being a respectable bandit now.

Rb, just as long as you fry my ass with some Manteca lard and serve it with a side of rice and beans. ‘I hope it gives all you gringos the chits, too.

Redrum, You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... You're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.

Padro, necesito cartuchos que se adapten a mi Colt 1851 de la Marina. Tengo trabajo que hacer, te llamaré más tarde.

Padra Hola, estoy haciendo el bien. Te doy una llamada.

You have made your amends, Padre. Now if you can just fetch me some cartridges, I might spare your forum and move on.

Hey, why’d you do that? It aint often a bandit gets to see a $3.00 whore. What kind of man-cave is this, anyway?

For a 1851 navy percussion, yes.. However, I said modified (1851 navy cartridge conversion)... You know, It is rude to enter into a conversation unless you can keep pace.

No, I need cartridges that fit my modified Colt 1851 Navy.

One bastage goes in, another two come out..

The rat..? Na, I am Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez and I need cartridges.

Only bandits should have guns.