Shooter

[RB]

I'll check into growth hormones when you join the Hair Club for Men. You could probably be the president and a client.

Oooooooooooooo, that will leave a mark.

[SAMCRO]

Let's put this in perspective. I'm bald. I like being bald. I shave the remaining hair from my head and nutsack, because I like it. However, should I ever get bored of that, or change my mind, I could indeed join the Hair Club for Men. They would weave pubic hair or whatever they use on my head, and the masses would believe that I had a head of hair.

If I didn't want to go that route, I could get a rug. I could go Travolta and wear a rug on my head, and fool many into believing I had hair.

Or, I could simply wear a hat. At my choosing, I could throw any kind of hat you can think of on top of my melon, eliminating the guesswork as to the state of my follicles.

Now that my choices are out of the way, let's talk about Limbshot's choices:

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[RB]

Let's put this in perspective. I'm bald. I like being bald. I shave the remaining hair from my head and nutsack, because I like it. However, should I ever get bored of that, or change my mind, I could indeed join the Hair Club for Men. They would weave pubic hair or whatever they use on my head, and the masses would believe that I had a head of hair.

If I didn't want to go that route, I could get a rug. I could go Travolta and wear a rug on my head, and fool many into believing I had hair.

Or, I could simply wear a hat. At my choosing, I could throw any kind of hat you can think of on top of my melon, eliminating the guesswork as to the state of my follicles.

Now that my choices are out of the way, let's talk about Limbshot's choices:

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Underarms too? Kinda metro isn't it?

[SAMCRO]

Nope, just the sack. If you aren't willing to take a razor to your sack, there's not a hair on your ass.

[RB]

Nope, just the sack. If you aren't willing to take a razor to your sack, there's not a hair on your ass.

Oh, so the azz gets the treatment as well. SC, just some friendly advice.....stick to stories about your legendary hunting skills and leave the personal grooming tips in the bathroom.

[Limbshot]

Nope, just the sack. If you aren't willing to take a razor to your sack, there's not a hair on your ass.

And if you are willing, then there's not a hair on your sack. Huh.

By the way, do you always make fun of people that had conditions/diseases that resulted in them being a certain way, or am I just the lucky one?

[SAMCRO]

I believe in equality, Limbshot.

[Limbshot]

Fair enough.

[PoisonSnake]

How in the heck did I ever miss this thread?

BTW, I believe I have been somewhat disappointed in every deer I have ever shot. I always want them to be bigger.