Had a good chat.

hobiecat · Post by **hobiecat** » September 13th, 2004, 1:59 pm

Went Teal huntin(?) Sat mornin with TTTim and Yeehaw down at EB. Drank some coffee, chew'd some Coppenhagen, told some lies... shot NO Teal! TTTim did shoot a few Rails, what he plans on doin with those lil bastages is beyond me?! Heck, it would take all 4 of'em to make a decent kabob.

The one freakin Teal we saw all mornin we didn't even shoot at...

TTTim: Hold my gun and these Rails, I gotta piss.
Me: OK

TTTim hands me his gun and birds and walks a lil way away to drain hisself. Meanwhile Yeehaw walks up on the levy to look on the otherside.

TTTim over his shoulder: Ya know, we'll prolly see a bird now we can't shoot.
Me:TEAL!!!

Me: Bwahahhaaahhahhaa. Yeehaw TEAL!
TTTim: I knew it. Bwahhhaahhahhhaaa. Yeehaw shoot'em.

Bird flies right over all of our heads with out a shot bein fired.

TTTIm: Yeehaw, why dint ya shoot?
Yeehaw: Ya'all laughed, I thought you was kiddin.
Me: (Shakin my head)

Gotta love dem Teal... lil bastages!

Rafe Hollister · Post by **Rafe Hollister** » September 13th, 2004, 2:02 pm

I tell you where you went wrong.

1. You went hunting with TTTim.
2. You went hunting with Yeehaw.
3. You were hunting for ducks.

Consider it a lesson learned.

BTW, did Tim wash his hands after handling his tallywhacker? Dirty hands spread disease.

hobiecat · Post by **hobiecat** » September 13th, 2004, 3:31 pm

Ducks, deer... they all die the same!

or don't (in this case)

The other two you might be right on.

I don't know if TTTim washed his hands after handlin his tallywhacker, but I'm sure he did after handlin those greasy Rails!

Outdoorsfool · Post by **Outdoorsfool** » September 13th, 2004, 3:37 pm

Sounds to me like you might just have been along as bird femaledog!

JimDog - With all the fancy word filters and such you got on here, can't you somehow eliminate or have a replacement for "Bwahahahahha"?

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » September 13th, 2004, 3:37 pm

Did you wash your mouth and face after you sucked it?

hobiecat · Post by **hobiecat** » September 13th, 2004, 3:44 pm

No need for that, TTT said you took care of him before he left the house.

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » September 13th, 2004, 3:48 pm

You see, this very conversation shows you the wit and intelligence of the WUSsies. They get pushed into a corner and come back with a lame statement that has been used over a million times in the past. Get some intellect goobersmooch.

hobiecat · Post by **hobiecat** » September 13th, 2004, 3:49 pm

Sounds to me like you might just have been along as bird femaledog!

Now that you mention it... I was wonderin why TTTim's dog Boone kept humpin my leg?!!

hobiecat · Post by **hobiecat** » September 13th, 2004, 3:55 pm

POS sez:

You see, this very conversation shows you the wit and intelligence of the WUSsies. They get pushed into a corner and come back with a lame statement that has been used over a million times in the past. Get some intellect goobersmooch.

after he sez:

Did you wash your mouth and face after you sucked it?

Yeah, and you're mister originality!!!

Ya sperm-burper!

counts · Post by **counts** » September 13th, 2004, 9:23 pm

I have to admit, "sperm burper" does give you a sick visual.
Hobiecat wins.

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