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Post by Kutter » March 11th, 2004, 11:34 pm

Where, oh where, is bornbad with his popcorn, when you need it.
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Post by DoniphanRedneck » March 11th, 2004, 11:58 pm

YOu should have been smart like me and saved it up ... now look how much of BB'S popcorn I have to enjoy.. Image

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Re: DoniphanRedneck

Post by Center Punch » March 12th, 2004, 1:07 am

So are you spankin' it since you ain't "doin' it"?????

Fuhkin' hairy-palmed, blind, snot-nosed bastage. Image Image Image
Him: I'll go wait in the boat.
Her: It's the car hun. CAAAARRRR.
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Post by DoniphanRedneck » March 12th, 2004, 1:16 am

No I"ll leave the spank'n to then numbnuts that can't what for the real thing and enjoy it much more... Image

I aint good friends with rosy redpalm and her five sisters.. but I'm sure some impatiant fool in here is.. Image

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The really thang or nothing else for a reall Redneck!! Image
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Post by Outdoorsfool » March 12th, 2004, 1:23 am

Fool? You talkin' to me redneck?? Image
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Post by DoniphanRedneck » March 12th, 2004, 1:26 am

Ya got me Fool Image

Naw wasn't straight to you jsut any fool that can't wait for the real thang and settles for the hand...

I want the real thang not my hand .. Image heres some specail stuff for ya. Image

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Post by Outdoorsfool » March 12th, 2004, 1:32 am

Thanks, but I'm having some of my homemade sauce. I'll save your bottle for tomorrow. Image
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Post by DoniphanRedneck » March 12th, 2004, 1:34 am

Kool...
Jsut be carefull when drinking my brew..it has a "kick" Image out of this world..

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Post by Outdoorsfool » March 12th, 2004, 1:36 am

Sounds like a pint jar of corn squeezin's a friend gave me last year. DAMN!! That stuff was THE best I'd ever tasted...and I had a whole pint of it. Buddy of mine said it wasn't real, unless it burned. He threw a cap full into the fire and it burns better than gasoline!! Image
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Post by DoniphanRedneck » March 12th, 2004, 1:37 am

Yup thats my kinda drink....Make sure all cigs are out before opening the jar though, or you'll have no eyebrows..

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Post by jack » March 12th, 2004, 2:27 am

I have drank that stuff before. Came straight from Kentucky(sp). It'll put hair on your chest.
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Post by DoniphanRedneck » March 12th, 2004, 2:29 am

I found out the hard way why it's called whitelighten...
Made my eye pirk up and breath run short...

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Re: DoniphanRedneck

Post by jack » March 12th, 2004, 2:34 am

Chugalug, chugalug, makes ya wannna holler hiddeho!
Burns the tummy don't ya know. Chugalug. Chugalug.
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Post by DoniphanRedneck » March 12th, 2004, 2:36 am

HAHA!!!

Yup yup.. they told me it was water but it didn't smell like water and when i drank it, it sure didn't taste like water... It was pure white and I didn't know anybetter at that time..

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Re: DoniphanRedneck

Post by jack » March 12th, 2004, 2:40 am

Smooooooth.
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