MoCraig
- I would like to extend a personal invitation to you for our annual float trip to the Niangua River. Last Saturday in April, Ho-Humm Campground. I got some good friends I'd like for you to meet. Be sure and bring that high-brow, elitist, grammatically correct attitude with you. It will be a big hit with my redneck hillbilly buddies. Only condition is you'll have to rent your own canoe, because I don't want to be riding with you when they decide to make you a bottom feeder!! They normally aren't needed...but you might want to bring a wetsuit and scuba tank. C'mon along, it'll be fun.
Oh, and don't forget to come by the Testicle Festival the first Saturday in June. American Legion grounds below Bagnell Dam. I'm sure there's some folks there that could find a use for you. Uh, I mean for your grammatical instruction.
Politicians are like shoemakers who make pretty shoeboxes but forget to make the shoes.
It's a pain in the donkey to type a hyphen between every word. But with God as my witness, I'll do it just to annoy you if I feel the need. 
