Man dies in his sleep

[2BHNTN]

Last night Ol? Harry did what he?s done for years? {Ho-Humm!} He kissed his wife, crawled into bed and immediately fell to sleep.

But this time ....... All of a sudden, he wakes up and an elderly man, dressed in a white Robe, is standing in front of his bed. "What the heck are you doing in my bedroom?....and who are you?" he asked.

"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."

"WHAT!?? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die.... I'm too young"
said Harry. "If I'm dead, I want you to send me back immediately."

"It's not that easy", said St.Peter, "you can only return as a dog or a hen.

You can choose on your own." Harry thought about it for a while, and decided that being a dog would be entirely too tiring, but a hen on the other hand, probably has a nice and relaxed life. Besides, running around with a Rooster can't be that bad.

"I want to return as a hen." Harry replied. And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered.

But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was just gonna? blow.......Then ? Along came the rooster.

"Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said. "How does it feel?"

"Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up."

"Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on.

Have you never laid an egg before??"

"No, and I?ve no idea how to do it?Any suggestions ?" Harry asked.

"I would imagine it?s pretty simple --- Just Cluck twice, and push all you can."

So?Harry clucked twice then pushed more than he was good for, and 'Plop' sure enough, an egg was on the ground. "Wow" Harry said "that felt really good!" So He clucked again and squeezed intently and you better believe that yet another egg plopped on the ground.

But ? Now The third time he clucked???

He heard a strangely familiar voice -shouting from somewhere in the distance......"Harry, for Godness sake wake up, you're shitting all over the bed!"

[Duck Me Runnin]

Dude, get a grip. Yesterday, yer laughin' at Huntingal's post. Ring any bells ?

[2BHNTN]

wtf is wrong with me ? I knew I heard it somewhere before.

[Rafe Hollister]

Been gettin' into Grampa's cough syrup again, 2B?

[Swamp_Fox]

That's it. Next that posts this joke is gettin moderated.