This guy goes to a whorehouse and says to the Madam, "I want to get screwed."
The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the door. The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it, and says, "I really want to get screwed, bad!"
A very sexy voice replies "Just slide $20 under the door."
So the man slides the $20 under the door and waits... Nothing Happens! He knocks on the door again, and yells out "I want to get screwed!"
The sexy voice behind the door answers, "Again?"
Guy at a whorehouse
- hobiecat
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Guy at a whorehouse
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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fishin
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Re: Guy at a whorehouse
Good one Hobie!
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
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fishin
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Re: Guy at a whorehouse
Your welcome 

"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."