Everyone Please Read This

[DuckDr.]

IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA
DID
NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF GASOLINE FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME,
THE
OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES.




AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OF
OVER
4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL
COMPANIES.
THEREFORE SEPTEMBER 1st HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT UP THEIR
BEHIND " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THESE TWO NATIONS SHOULD NOT BUY A
SINGLE
DROP OF GASOLINE THAT DAY.

[Triton X2]

Okay I wont since I filled up both of my gas guzzling vehicles yesterday...Not sure about Friday though.

[dawg it]

Dude....where did you come up with that sh1t?

[BornBad]

I'm good too. 'Have already filled up all 3 of mine, should be good for a week. I mave to put some gas in the boat, though.

[counts]

I'm no mathmagician. Those numbers do seem correct.

[counts]

Yes it does. I won't have my dollar until Satuday. How about giving me that dollar on Thursday. I promise I will spend it on something off the dollar menu. I will have to take a loan out for the tax, though.

[Warmouth]

Dammit Craig, you're ruining our chance to "stick it to the Man!"

I got that e-mail too, it's crap.

[counts]

How about this. We use less gas. Then they will drop the price. Are you with me? Can I get a heck yeah.

[DuckDr.]

Doesn't seem that complicated to me. The point is this. If you were makeing $X everyday. Then 1-2 maybe 3 days you didn't get that money you would suffer a loss correct.

Point is this. If we plan on decreasing the cost of fuel we need to decrease the demand by whatever means nessissary whether its walk'n, carpooling, keep'n you butt at home, ect.....

I ain't gonna work anyway cause people were lined at the pumps this morning anyhow.

[DuckDr.]

dawgonit said:

Dude....where did you come up with that sh1t?

You have already proven your knowledge on the topic of Ducks master Yota



So please.........................enlighten me on this topic

[Rafe Hollister]

MOCraig is correct. I have tried with futility to explain this to every ignorant misinformed MF'er that sends me that e-mail. It's like talking to brick walls.

[Huntin4mojo]

Then I say we all stay home from work tomorrow and not drive your vehicle for the day. That will really put the hurt on those sons of a bitches.

[Rafe Hollister]

Just to stick it to them, I think I'll take Saturday, Sunday, and Monday off. That'll show 'em.

[BornBad]

I'm taking Friday - Monday off, that will learn 'em.

[Walter]

You can't defeat the law of supply and demand.

I amazes me to see nearby stations widely varying prices all have customers. If everyone would drive an extra mile or two to the cheapest gas, it would encourage some retailers to lower the price, or in some cases force price reductions in order for them to stay in business.