How the Royals dealt with a rough season

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How the Royals dealt with a rough season

Post by Rafe Hollister » October 10th, 2005, 2:54 pm

From The Onion

Dying Boy Brought In To Cheer Up Kansas City Royals
September 29, 2005 | Issue 41?39

KANSAS CITY?Desperate to give their last-place, 100-loss team something to smile about, the Royals arranged to have a terminally ill little boy pay a visit to their clubhouse Tuesday. Danny Gladstone, 8, a leukemia sufferer who is expected to live just long enough to see the Royals make a run at setting a franchise record for losses, arrived at Kauffman Stadium at 11 a.m., and was immediately swarmed by players excited to see someone else who wouldn't be around in October. "I can't even explain how uplifting it is to see somebody who soon won't have to put up with the pain and misery anymore," Royals first baseman and team captain Mike Sweeney said. "Even though we have to endure the same terrible fate again come April, Danny, unlike the Royals organization, will be in a far better place." Sweeney concluded the meeting by promising the boy he would ground into a double play for him during that night's game.

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Re: How the Royals dealt with a rough season

Post by LadyAngler » October 10th, 2005, 3:36 pm

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Post by Duck Me Runnin » October 10th, 2005, 4:01 pm

Rafe,

That's morally reprehensible. Image

But, taken at face value, it's funny as helll. Image

" Promised to ground into a double play " Image Image Image
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Re: How the Royals dealt with a rough season

Post by Swamp_Fox » October 10th, 2005, 4:13 pm

I smell onions.....
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Re: How the Royals dealt with a rough season

Post by Tigerhaze » October 13th, 2005, 7:37 pm

Image That's not nice to torture terminally ill patients like that!
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