At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon" answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" He asks.
"Same time as before... Noon." Replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."
"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"
Call Waiting
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hobiecat
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Call Waiting
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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fishin
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Re: Call Waiting
Good one Hobie!
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."
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fishin
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Re: Call Waiting
Your welcome 
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."