My Ozark buck.

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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by RB » November 17th, 2005, 3:56 pm

hobiecat said:
Oh no, if a fella tries hard enuff... he can have crazy monkey sex with anything!


Better watch out snowy, he might think you are "anything"
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Post by Outdoorsfool » November 17th, 2005, 3:58 pm

Isn't crazy monkey sex where you end up throwing handfuls of dung? Image
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by Great White Hunter » November 17th, 2005, 4:01 pm

Rafe, that'll be cleared up Sunday evening, since she's going in to be induced!!!

No I don't do keyholes either.
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by RB » November 17th, 2005, 4:15 pm

ODF, I think it has something to do with a lot of bananas.
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by LadyAngler » November 17th, 2005, 4:19 pm

Just because you don't do keyholes doesn't mean you couldn't. Image
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by Great White Hunter » November 17th, 2005, 4:30 pm

LA, like you would know.
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by RB » November 17th, 2005, 4:31 pm

snowy, this is getting a little out of character for you isn't it? Image
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by hobiecat » November 17th, 2005, 4:31 pm

You know, I figger if I let Shawn have that rack for a week, and then let Snow measure it... easy 160"!
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by LadyAngler » November 17th, 2005, 4:33 pm

Oh, yeah... I forgot... not enough friction for ya. Maybe a pinhole would better suit ya. Image



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Sorry had to go for the obvious sucker punch.
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Post by Triton X2 » November 17th, 2005, 4:51 pm

Keyholes must be way too large?
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Post by LadyAngler » November 17th, 2005, 4:59 pm

Rainbow... Alright... Image
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by PoisonSnake » November 17th, 2005, 5:24 pm

What really pisses me off about this place is how you guys can take a post like this and run it into the ground with a bunch of sexual inuendos (sp? MoCraig?. That isn't a bad deer Hobie. Not too bad for a bald-headed fat [censored].
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by Great White Hunter » November 17th, 2005, 5:44 pm

Get this, PS sends me an email about how he wants me to take the rack from the buck he got last year with his rifle, to my taxidermist to darken the horns?!?! How gay is that?
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Re: My Ozark buck.

Post by hobiecat » November 17th, 2005, 5:53 pm

I don't think it's gay. Racks lighten up if they dry out, and since that deer lay dead for two weeks in the weather, good possibility they lightened up a bit... especially iffin he hadn't done anything to preserve'em since. That's why some fellas shellac'em (which I think looks like donkey since they always look wet). I wouldn't take'em to a taxidermist tho, I would just rub'em down real good with gun oil.
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