Things to do when your ISP is down

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Things to do when your ISP is down

Post by hobiecat » April 6th, 2004, 3:58 pm

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.

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Re: Things to do when your ISP is down

Post by fishin » April 7th, 2004, 2:51 pm

Good one Hobie!
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Re: Things to do when your ISP is down

Post by hobiecat » April 8th, 2004, 12:21 pm

Thanks
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Re: Things to do when your ISP is down

Post by fishin » April 8th, 2004, 2:53 pm

Your welcome Image
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that's one thing you can't say about us."

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