Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze...
1st Hillbilly: " My wife sure is stupid !!!..She bought an air conditioner..
2nd Hillbilly: " Why is that stupid ??"
1st Hillbilly: " We ain't got no 'lectricity !!"
2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin' !!!!! My wiis so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines !"
1st Hillbilly: " why is that so stupid ?"
2nd Hillbilly: " cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly: "that ain't nuthin' ! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar. "
1st and 2nd Hillbillies: " well, what's so dumb about that ?"
3rd Hillbilly: " She ain't got no pecker..."
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