Fish the Opener??????
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Warmouth
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Re: Fish the Opener??????
I thought guys like you just got their asz kicked weekly, and had season tickets to the emergency room.
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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I had deep fried trout slabs a couple of weeks ago at Taneycomo. They were good, dare I say almost as good as crappie. DMR - Why don't you drop some crappie slabs by my house this evening, so I can compare the taste.
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Rafe Hollister
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Virtual fishing at Roaring River courtesy of the Joplin Globe.
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Mushmouth - It's been a while since I've had a good azz kicking. You offerin'? I pretty much gave up fighting for drinking....but I can change my ways.
Considering you got tackled by a carp, I figure I'm already in shape for you with the 12 oz curls I've been doing! 
Considering you got tackled by a carp, I figure I'm already in shape for you with the 12 oz curls I've been doing! 
Politicians are like shoemakers who make pretty shoeboxes but forget to make the shoes.
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Warmouth
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Yes, you will need plenty of liquid courage. The side bennefit is, it will also ease the pain.
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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Rafe Hollister
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I know both of you. All I can say is, watching you two fight would be about like watching two turtles race.
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Warmouth
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So you're saying that it would be a great spectator sport for kids.
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All I gots to say is....I ain't NEVER been tackled by a carp.


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If they were really bored, yes. And if the kids got to paint numbers on your backs.
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Re: Fish the Opener??????
ODF SAID:
Ain't that the truth....I am glad you said that. Now I know there are two of us on here. However, DMR is prolly a candidate too.
I never really understood all this deer v. duck hunting, bass v. trout fishing, etc. except it's fun to stir the pot. But come right down to it...I hunt, I fish...it's just what folks like us do.
Ain't that the truth....I am glad you said that. Now I know there are two of us on here. However, DMR is prolly a candidate too.

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Warmouth
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Dang it LR, ain't you supposed to move on after each episode?
ODF-I'm an ex-punt returner, I've been tackled by everyone at some point.
ODF-I'm an ex-punt returner, I've been tackled by everyone at some point.
The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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WARMOUTH SAID:
Warmouth, don't you know that the Ranger always moves on with a hearty hiyosilver, away???? By the way did you enjoy the tackling part with the boys?
ODF-I'm an ex-punt returner, I've been tackled by everyone at some point.
Warmouth, don't you know that the Ranger always moves on with a hearty hiyosilver, away???? By the way did you enjoy the tackling part with the boys?
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Warmouth
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No. I'm light enough, that I flew a good distance after impact a few times. I'm sure I made the highlight tape many times...for the other team. 

The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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DMR is a killa without regards to species, regardless of what he wants you to believe!
"Everyone"??? Whatever trips your trigger...but we ain't talking people here, we're talking CARP!
"Everyone"??? Whatever trips your trigger...but we ain't talking people here, we're talking CARP!
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ODF, wonder what kind of athletic move he tried on that carp...azig, azig , azag,
oh crap he got me...
And Lone Ranger I still aint fishin for trout. To those who do, good luck.
oh crap he got me...And Lone Ranger I still aint fishin for trout. To those who do, good luck.

That's funny you don't look Druish.