Hey TTN
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Two Tall the Neanderthal
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Hardly any. If that helps at all. Fully loaded down, Me dog, 8 dozen blocks, motor on back and misc crap.
Maybe 4 inches max.
Empty, it sits on top.
Maybe 4 inches max.
Empty, it sits on top.
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PoisonSnake
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In other words Hobiecat, your fat donkey would sink it.
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Re: Hey TTN

"I'll tell you one thing about women, they don't give a damn about things on the side of the road."
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- hobiecat
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Listen here PS, you ain't xzactly what I'd call "ripped", pudgy-boy.
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PoisonSnake
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I'll guarantee you I'm not a fatass like yourself. I'm ripped to the bone.
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I ain't seen many fellas who was "ripped to the bone" with a pot-belly like yours. 
BTW, ya might try wearin your shirts untucked to camoflage that a lil.

BTW, ya might try wearin your shirts untucked to camoflage that a lil.
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Great White Hunter
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Re: Hey TTN
PoisonSnake said:
I'm ripped to the bone.
Remember PS has ILS. Imaginary Lat Syndrome

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PoisonSnake
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hobiecat said:
I ain't seen many fellas who was "ripped to the bone" with a pot-belly like yours.
BTW, ya might try wearin your shirts untucked to camoflage that a lil.
When you have a 31" waist at my age, you are allowed to pinch an inch or two.

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31" waist...
... OMG!!...
... quit it...
... you're killin me...
Jus cuz your pants is 31", don't mean your waist is... but it does explain why you're always walkin like your back is hurt and ya can't take a breath.

... OMG!!...
... quit it...
... you're killin me...
Jus cuz your pants is 31", don't mean your waist is... but it does explain why you're always walkin like your back is hurt and ya can't take a breath.

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PoisonSnake
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Well, there is only 1" difference between 32 and 31". All of the other moans and groans are because of the 10" pecker and bucket of balls I be toting.
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Roscoe Dog
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That 10" pecker you have needs batteries.
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.
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31" waste doesn't count if you have dunlop.
Like my uncle with the 32" waste jeans and the 28" inseam. He's alwasy got his gut hangin' 9-10" out and his asz crack showin', but dammit, he's a 32" waste!
I wear a 30-31" waste. I haven't met you yet PS, but I don't imagine you're skinny like me. I could darn near hunt out of a Big Gulp cup, if I had a spoon for a rudder.
Like my uncle with the 32" waste jeans and the 28" inseam. He's alwasy got his gut hangin' 9-10" out and his asz crack showin', but dammit, he's a 32" waste!
I wear a 30-31" waste. I haven't met you yet PS, but I don't imagine you're skinny like me. I could darn near hunt out of a Big Gulp cup, if I had a spoon for a rudder.
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Re: Hey TTN
Two Tall the Neanderthal said:
Hardly any. If that helps at all. Fully loaded down, Me dog, 8 dozen blocks, motor on back and misc crap.
Maybe 4 inches max.
Empty, it sits on top.
Back to the subject at hand...
The reason I was askin is 'cause I'm tryin to decide how much rocker to incorporate in my boat design. I've currently got 6" of rise all the way around, and if'n you're only draftin 4" fully loaded, I'm thinkin that oughta be plenty. Nose is what I was really worried about... but 6" of rise up front, plus weight in back (me and a motor), should be fine.
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