On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.
"Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it save a lot of time?"
"Time?" said the farmer. "What does time matter to a pig?"
Farmer Jokes
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Farmer Jokes
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."