How to kill chipmunks...

[Showme]

I was thinkin the same thing War....birdshot in a .22 shot through a small hole in the corner of a screen with the window open only about 2 inches would never be heard by the people in the next back yard.

Shoot them bastages I say. Or....maybe you should just try live trapping them and change the name of everything you have to - et al. the vaginawagon, the vaginamansion...

[Triton X2]

[Great White Hunter]

Between JimDog's foo foo menu, and your inability to kill a couple of chipmunks, this place has turned into The View Message Board.

[Crusader]

Hey JimDog, about your post with the picture of the chipmunks--the setting looks familiar. Was that in St. Elmo, Colorado?

[Warmouth]

MOCraig said:
I'll trap them, and I'll be driving them over to Dave's for relocation.

You don't even have to balls to kill a chipmonk. Dammit MOCraig, it you don't at least drop the live trap with the chipmonk in it, into a bucket of water, then you're definitely out of the running for the MOTY. Stand up and do the right thing, be a heartless bastard for once in your life.

[Two Tall the Neanderthal]

What kind of man has to ask how to kill chipmunks? It's time for a lynching.

[Warmouth]

No chit TT. The only thing gayer asking for advice and equipment to solve a chipmonk problem, is assless chaps. And they're just barely more gay.

[Wolfman]

Mothball the lil fuggers holes and send em packing to the neighbors.

[Wolfman]

How Fares the Monk wars? Have you percevered or have they tunneled you into submission?
Are jimdogs Nuts now safe?
Will Big John post?
Will MoCraig Rule supreme over the tiny lil squirrels?
Or will he go down like a whimpering lil cat under gogops gun?
Enquireing minds want to know, how fares the War?

[Big John]

I stand by my first post.

[Great White Hunter]

Wolfman said:
How Fares the Monk wars? Have you percevered or have they tunneled you into submission?
Are jimdogs Nuts now safe?
Will Big John post?
Will MoCraig Rule supreme over the tiny lil squirrels?
Or will he go down like a whimpering lil cat under gogops gun?
Enquireing minds want to know, how fares the War?

Wow, you spell as bad as Warmouth, and you have the wit of Big John.

We're lucky to have you on the board.

[Warmouth]

Spelling on message boards is over rated.

[Triton X2]

eye agre

[Wolfman]

Snowflake, if i wanted any lip off you i'd scrape it off my Zipper!
Did'nt think MoCraig let alone you could even spell.

MoCraig must of surrendered and the Monks are running riot through the house. Maybe Snowflake can go over and BLOW up the monks for mocraig.

[Rafe Hollister]

Wolfman, what grade are you gonna be in this year?