I need a break

[Santa Claus]

It's that time of year again. I'm just glad there are so many winos & bums willing to sit in malls around the world or I'd never get any real work done. I've already been in 569 parades and I tell you that's getting old. Anymore I just do the ones in the Southern Hemisphere. After being at the friggin' North Pole all damned year it's nice to have some decent weather.

I have my retirement set aside and will probably hang up my fuzzy red & white hat in a year or two. Lonepine, I have my eye on you as the next in line. You might think about it. This job has its ups & downs but it really ain't a bad gig. Best of all is the MILFs that bring their curtain climbers to see you. Yowza!

[Warmouth]

Just relax and have yourself about 4 fingers of bourbon Santa. That won't hurt anything. Also, kick an elf. Make sure it's infront of all of the others. That'll get those little lazy bastards back in line.


Keep up the good work.

[Rafe Hollister]

Santa, did you get my letter? I mean that one in 1984. I never did get that Atari. Maybe it just got lost somewhere or taken to the wrong house. Maybe you just didn't get the letter. Surely you would've given it to me since I was very good. That still burns my donkey.

[CuppedAndCommitted]

Santa,

I just want you to know I'll be ready for your azz this year. I heard from one of the youngins that my wife was kissin' on you. Not to mention the fact that I'm still bitter about not getting a "Big Wheel" in '71.

I'm fillin' the freezer with Reindeer meat and hangin you azz as an example for your successor.

[lonepine]

Santa, Thanks for the offer. I could practice on these yo-yo's and check the list who's naughty or nice. Do you believe it Santa that some of them think there are hunters. ho-ho Oh by the way don't fly over PS house he'll try and shoot Prancer he a 160 class buck. LP