The Mexican Blackbird, LLC
Re: The Mexican Blackbird, LLC
Snowy I have to give you credit on this one, it is a nice buck and will look good on the wall. I still don't understand however, how you can see 'em through them squity azz eye slits.
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Duck Me Runnin
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First of all, I'd like to thank you, Mexican Blackbird, for leaving me out of your mindless diatribe. You have sucessfully performed mental gymnastics that would cause the average bat to overdose on Dramamine. 
Sadly, your post has defiled one of the greatest songs that ZZ-Top ever recorded. I'm not sure I can forgive you for that.
" Your momma was Mexican, and your daddy was the ace of spades "

Sadly, your post has defiled one of the greatest songs that ZZ-Top ever recorded. I'm not sure I can forgive you for that.
" Your momma was Mexican, and your daddy was the ace of spades "

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?
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They all call her Puta, cause no one really knows her name.
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
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kingfisher
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I'm just thankful to be considered a cornholer by your majesty
and not lumped in with the liver tastin chit feeders.
As far as the TMB is concerned-it will never be as noble of a bird as a KINGFISHER.
You would be better suited PS peeking out of a german black forest wall clock-i've never seen one of those things performed corectly in my life time and im sure your better half can back me on this.
Those german wall clocks are down-right stupid and anyone who knows anything knows that you can't fix stupid PS.

Tommorow im going to wally world to buy my first federal Black Bird permit and 1 black bird decoy.
I have just found a new interst in hunting these nasty road kill possum eatin sunsbeothces-as i hear they decoy easy and taste like trout.
and not lumped in with the liver tastin chit feeders.As far as the TMB is concerned-it will never be as noble of a bird as a KINGFISHER.

You would be better suited PS peeking out of a german black forest wall clock-i've never seen one of those things performed corectly in my life time and im sure your better half can back me on this.

Those german wall clocks are down-right stupid and anyone who knows anything knows that you can't fix stupid PS.

Tommorow im going to wally world to buy my first federal Black Bird permit and 1 black bird decoy.
I have just found a new interst in hunting these nasty road kill possum eatin sunsbeothces-as i hear they decoy easy and taste like trout.

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Keith@AimLow
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PoisonSnake said:
$300 went to [email]Keith@aimlow.[/email] That mother fornicater stuck it to me earlier this year. He knew I was trying to get this gig on its feet and he still felt the need to fornicate me up the donkey.
I felt really guilty until I drove up to the Poison Mansion a few weeks ago. TMB,LLC has obviously generated some heavy cabbage for the Snake family. Not to mention the drive leading up to it is like a trip through Lone Elk Park as you must be on constant alert to not run over deer as you near the draw bridge. I was going to take my daughter to the Poison Mansion in the near future, but I am not sure I want to try to explain to her why the Snakes's laundry facility is twice as large as her bedroom.
Mrs. Snake doesn't like me to be around much anyhow because I seem to bring out the wild side of the PS. She had the nerve to get upset just because PS and I had a beer or two while road hunting which later lead to PS driving through the wall of his 4 car garage upon our return.
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@Keith@aimlow!DMR, I am truly sorry I forgot about you. Chit, of all the folks on the board, I would have at least thought I would not have forgot you. Especially since you do such a fine job of picking the dingleberries of TMB's buttnozzle.

KF, brang it. 2B says you are hard-pressed to even drink a beer anymore. Heck, we were down in your neck of the woods this past August and you wouldn't even bring the old lady and youngun' up to say hey. You've been on my hitlist ever since.
Live the American dream? Baby I am the American dream.
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Ahem....I think you forgot somebody. 
2B - I'm gonna have to check the fridge to be sure, but I have a feeling PS might have grabbed that bottle of shine, thinking it was water.


2B - I'm gonna have to check the fridge to be sure, but I have a feeling PS might have grabbed that bottle of shine, thinking it was water.

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MOCraig said:
Snowy does shoot big bucks. That's a fact.
Exactly.
aka The Flake-a-nator
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OF,
For gosh sakes do not let PS get ahold of that stuff. You of all folks can hold your own with anyone. You were out like a light less than an hour after taking what ? a sip or two ? Was a good time and I really wish I could lay my hands on some of that wild root rasberry horseradish. Anyone ever figure a way to get ahold of that fella ?
For gosh sakes do not let PS get ahold of that stuff. You of all folks can hold your own with anyone. You were out like a light less than an hour after taking what ? a sip or two ? Was a good time and I really wish I could lay my hands on some of that wild root rasberry horseradish. Anyone ever figure a way to get ahold of that fella ?
"I'm your huckleberry" - Doc Holiday
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kingfisher
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ol 2b is spreadin rumors bout me-i'll drink a beer but i don't take any hits of his crack-pipe anymore. 
As far as me showin up for your little catfish thingy-i was workin for charter at that time and could not get away for anything at all this past summer, but i recently went back to work for the fitters and have much more free time now.
Besides-i really didn't think you catfishin green horns were ready for my expertise in teachings on the mighty mo.
I have lived on this river most of my life and when i saw that y,all were jugin it i just had to chuckle.
Just like huntin big bucks-location along with the right bait is what ya want.
TMB

As far as me showin up for your little catfish thingy-i was workin for charter at that time and could not get away for anything at all this past summer, but i recently went back to work for the fitters and have much more free time now.
Besides-i really didn't think you catfishin green horns were ready for my expertise in teachings on the mighty mo.
I have lived on this river most of my life and when i saw that y,all were jugin it i just had to chuckle.

Just like huntin big bucks-location along with the right bait is what ya want.
TMB

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With Craig at the helm, I'm sure the Mexican Blackbird will be a success. What sponsor wouldn't want to support an outfit that Craig's running??
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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Keith@AimLow
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PoisonSnake said:
Lady Angler, I'll be stuffing your stocking very soon.
Now that's funny....
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PS, you should feel honored. If anyone knows a great post, it's MoCraig! (of course, it's no where near as great as any of Craig's posts)
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
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I'm glad you approve, Craig. It means so much for a layman like me to gain the approval of an expert such as yourself.
I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison.
Re: The Mexican Blackbird, LLC
We don neeed no stinking blackbirds.
That's funny you don't look Druish.