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MOCraig said:
What the fornicate are you laughing at, PS? Team Turkey is planning a foray into Columbia, for the express purpose of kicking your donkey.

I've met one of you fornicaters and I suppose he'll be the one taking the pictures whilst you are doing the donkey kicking. That cross-eyed foricater couldn't kick the peter tracks off of a flea's dick.

I could whip your donkey without any help, Mr. Imaginary Lat Syndrome.

Nice to see you all have made the most of your time back in MO.

MOCraig said:
All we need now is a cool logo like you guys have. Also, Rafe isn't in www.TeamTurkey.com . He didn't kill chit, so he isn't qualified.

Couldn't you just use one off of your cooler Craig? I don't think there would be room for another on it were you three to develop a new one.

And, by the way, you should always capitalize the "G" in God....just for reference.

dab

Bullchit, I 've seen that all the time in books and other published writings.

I tawt english 4 a cuppel yeers. 2 minny rools.

BTW- What is the proper way to spell bb-gun?

BB-gun
b-b gun
bee bee gun???? help, it's for a report.

Keith@AimLow said:
I tawt english 4 a cuppel yeers. 2 minny rools.

BTW- What is the proper way to spell bb-gun?

BB-gun
b-b gun
bee bee gun???? help, it's for a report.

Air rifle.

MOCraig said:
GWH, are we the only ones here who have managed to kill turkeys?

It appears that way. Smitty supposedly killed one, but nobody believes him anymore, being a rookie and all.

MOCraig said:
GWH, are we the only ones here who have managed to kill turkeys?

Nope huntingATM got one. That makes you two, and a kid. That just proves what I`ve always said...anyone with a call, and a shotgun, can kill a turkey.

I've got a couple patterend pretty good out in the front yard. And I plan on killing one of them tonight around 7:45.

I've killed two damnit! I may be a bragger, but I am not a rookie by any stretch of the imagination.

Three hunts in IL and did not kill a bird. I have a serious stink on me. It wasn't for lack of birds or the opportunities. Rafe had me on a piece of land that had plenty of game. Between the hens, the bad luck and one pretty stupid rookie mistake, I just managed to not fill my IL tag.

A point of clarification: MoCraig is the turkey killingest mofo I've ever seen. That boy can flat turkey hunt. You should all be hanging on every word he utters about turkey hunting... You will be better for it!!

Thanks for the opportunity Rafe. While I didn't fill the tag, I had a some pretty good hunts and enjoyed the time in the woods...

MoCraig, don't make me come in here.

Two Tall the Neanderthal said:
MoCraig, don't make me come in here.

Yeah, no chit. 2Tall killed a monster.

PoisonSnake said:
I've killed two damnit! I may be a bragger, but I am not a rookie by any stretch of the imagination.

Smitty, you're a rookie. It's ok though. You can't be good at everything. Someday, you'll be worthy of attaining "Team Turkey" status, but not yet.