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If it was funny, that was purely by accident. I was being as serious as a heart attack. You would make a fine bowhunting safety instructor. Quit being so paranoid Craig...learn to accept a compliment without looking for hidden sarcasm. Woman do that crap. There are a couple female teachers here that I try to compliment all the time. Everytime they look at me like.."Yeah..so what is that suppose to mean?"

Keith,

You need to get a job like me where everyone's always kissing your donkey. Then you don't have to give anyone a compliment.

Yeah..that could be.

I am dead serious about this one: About 2 months ago I was up by the main office where they have individual pictures of the whole staff. I noticed that one of the gals that I teach next door too really looked great in her picture. When I got back to the room I told her what I thought. She immediately got all defensive and said "F you. Quit picking on me." The more I tried to explain I was serious the more pizzed she got. It was a no win situation. There is another teacher that I pop in her room quite often and interrupt class just to tell the students how lucky they are to have such an outstanding teacher. The only thanks I get is for her to say.."Mr. Riehn, will you get out of here?" Why these gals think Im being sarcastic all the time is beyond me.

So, in real life, are you like Eddie Haskell from Leave it to Beaver?

"That's a lovely dress, Mrs. Cleaver."

"Thanks, Eddie. Wally's upstairs."

You might want to lay off a little Keith, they might mistake you for a stalker or something.

I know what you mean though, I try to be nice to people in the office, but they really don't give a chit.

My ex used to teach with a guy like you Keith. They are getting married in May. Better watch it.

I don't think the MDC class is NBEF sanctioned, but is recognized by all states and provinces that require BH ed.

Robin, this is a little off topic, but have you hunted in Jeff. Co. lately? I was raised in Hillsboro, and used to hunt the property next to Victoria Glades CA often. That particular CA has been bow only for 7+ yrs now, it may be worth looking into. I wish I could still hunt the 240 acres next to it, it had a great turkey population, and decent deer , even in the early 90's.

The deer population in Jeff Co. has really exploded lately. I have a buddy with 40 acres just south of Hillsboro city limits, and there are 20+ deer in his hay fields practically every night, some of the bucks are getting old enough to get interesting also. Just thought I'd ask.

Tony,

A guy like me? I'm just trying to do my best to boost their self esteem and make them feel better about themselves. You know how woman get once they start to slip out of their prime. They get all goofy and start doubting themselves. You gotta walk around on eggshells watching what you say. I figure if Im a smart donkey all of the time then they arent sure when to be offended.

BTW, don't ever tell your wife her britches are getting a bit tight. Especially right before church.

Ouch..I can see Monica now. Not a good vision.

I'm still paying for that statement. I didn't even mean it to be negative. Her darn pants were running a little tight.

I wish you would have said something yesterday PS, I got into one of those situations this morning before work. I ended up being a "little" late.

PS, That's a rookie mistake. I expected a little better from you.

I told my wife last night that I would be highly dissapointed if she lost any weight. Especially in the rump area since I find skinny woman to be such a turn off. It got me some action, but right after we were done she went straight to the kitchen for some cookies and milk. I had mixed emotions about whether I had said the right thing or not.