This is the time of year......
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Rafe Hollister
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Re: This is the time of year......
I got winded by a little doe on Wed. I heard her running across the pasture and looked back just as she was getting to the fence. When she got to the fence, she turned and walked East along the fence. She got immediately downwind of me and stopped and squatted down, and was flaring her nostrils trying to find out what it was she could smell. Finally she turned and walked West along the fence about 40 yards and jumped over into the timber, crossing behind me. It was pretty funny to watch her try to figure me out.
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Rafe Hollister
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Re: This is the time of year......
I had a nasty case of intestinal distress that day. I'm surprised she didn't wind me from the other side of the 100 acre pasture.
"I'll tell you one thing about women, they don't give a damn about things on the side of the road."
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Rafe Hollister
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Re: This is the time of year......
Oh, I almost forgot to say, "...and such."
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Warmouth
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Re: This is the time of year......
Isn't it odd that when you have to crap in the woods, it's always a sloppy soft one. I had to take a crap in the woods this weekend while turkey hunting, and had to fashion my water bottle into a backwoods bidet, after I left my mark. Honestly, there was no other way, it had to be done. 

The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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Warmouth
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Re: This is the time of year......
It was a squirt bottle, I had the angle right and everything.


The Doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'The Doctor' now.
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Duck Me Runnin
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Re: This is the time of year......
2B,
Your thread has turned to chit.
Your thread has turned to chit.

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?
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Re: This is the time of year......
Pretty much chit when it started. Bored I guess.
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