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Forget that, LA. Tending to my wife would probably send her into labor, plus I don't want the baby to have a dented forehead.

I'm sure there is no danger of you denting anything with your limp noodle.

I went to Kmart and got her a bunch of new batteries, so she is good to go.

Limp is one word that it's never been called, along with small, tiny, short, etc...



@ Roscoe.

Maybe not to your face, but it's definately been said.

The reason Snow has never heard his dingle-dangle called any of them words is cause his wife is oriental. He's used to...

Rimp

Smarr

Shrowt

Triny

I gots ta save all my strength for hauling out the really big missouri buck dont ya know.

@ Hobie. Nice.

She isn't oriental, baldie.

So she has a speech impediment??

Snowy just tell them sticks and stones with break my boner but words will never hurt me.

No, but you might once she gets done with you. She's half Native American, and boy they have tempers.