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He was on a wall. Chuck Norris came to mind (as he does so often) and I gave that Blattaria orientalis a roundhouse kick to the abdomen.

You should make sure to throw dead ones in the trash. Those orientals aren't real picky about what goes in the main courses. They don't like waste.

Asian roaches and European starlings are not native species. Besides, starlings carry a disease that kills dogs, and I like me some dogs.

2B,

Shouldn't you get back to your tree, and bake some more cookies ?

He is about a Keebler lookin' sumbich.

Duck Me Runnin said:
Asian roaches and European starlings are not native species. Besides, starlings carry a disease that kills dogs, and I like me some dogs.

2B,

Shouldn't you get back to your tree, and bake some more cookies ?

Funny Stuff Right after I whack me some non native american Indian Irish transplant off his pulpit.

It wasn't really that funny, ya white lawn jockey.

You couldn't whack the piss dribble from your own Dennis.

That's not that funny and completely untrue. I just musterd enough energy to take a Greg and wipe my Jeff.

Thank God you're capable of having an original thought, elfin one. You're not very good at this, are you ?

I would also like to take this oppurtunity to apologize to SwampCat, for the fact that his post was hijacked by a garden gnome.

Done apologize DMR, laughter is the best medicine, and 2b is easy to laugh at. This was good for SC.

Duck Me Runnin said:

elfin one - garden gnome.

Your right on the originality. I have never heard either of those. Especially comming from a fella that doesn't have elastic in both of his socks, or better yet a brain like a BB in a boxcar.

Here's the best advice I can give you at this point, Shortstack.................. Play Possum !

That'd get him run over and shot in these parts.

Why bow out..? Your about as bright as a Zippo lighter without a flint. I figure you can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.

I like both you boys... so I'm only gonna say this once. Rip each other to shreds. I'm bored as helll.

Quote from 2B: Right after I whack me some non native american Indian Irish transplant off his pulpit.

Careful there DMR...he's already got you on a pulpit. Before you know it, he'll start calling you self-righteous!