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You can still make a fawn bleat in bed, Keith. Geez

I have tried it and yes, it makes my wife stop just long enough to put one her.

Jackarse's.....

Keith, I was more speaking to stop em for a shot. Alot cheaper than scrape juice. I get your point though.

OleDad,

Point taken, agreed.

I cut the horns out of my muzzleloader buck last night. I then looked into the skull, pulled out the brain and held it in my palm. I studied it for a moment and realized this little thing doesn't have the power to defeat a man with killer instincts. So I held it up to the sky, spoke some ancient neanderthal grunting and a lighting bolt then hit the ground next to me. After which I drop kicked the brain into the yard and bellowed and evil laugh and grilled some backstrap.

wow... Ol'Dad you sound like a deer hunter. watch out for the green now and I don't mean Irish.

I would be carefull what you chant TTTN...Last time I did that, I woke up the next morning with a rack sticking out my azz...

TTN & Duko,

Holy Chit that is some funny stuff.

TTN: The key word in your post is "little thing". You should have done some ancient chant for a "big thing". While you are at it, make mention of me too when you start speaking the voodoo. I need to kill a big mother fornicator as well.

170- I have half a mind to invite you on a 5-7 day Sept '06 archery hunt on my urban hunting ground, just to see what you can do with it. I'd honestly be impressed if you shot anything.

It's kinda thick though, Vietnamese folks would be scared to go in there in full foliage.

Let me in there Dave, I won't wipe my donkey or change clothing and I'll decimate those fockers, you just buy the tags.

Not you. You'd kill all of my 2yr 8pts.

Walking or crawling, I'd stab it.

I should have dibs on the area, since I've had the worst season ever deer hunting.

Dave, I'll even hunt your place for Mocraig. He's dumber than a darn deer, so I could have him on the gamepole the first morning.

Now we're talking. Running Man the home game. That could be some serious entertainment. I could make a mint just on the betting alone.