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Where, oh where, is bornbad with his popcorn, when you need it.

YOu should have been smart like me and saved it up ... now look how much of BB'S popcorn I have to enjoy..

DoniphanRedneck

So are you spankin' it since you ain't "doin' it"?????

Fuhkin' hairy-palmed, blind, snot-nosed bastage.

No I"ll leave the spank'n to then numbnuts that can't what for the real thing and enjoy it much more...

I aint good friends with rosy redpalm and her five sisters.. but I'm sure some impatiant fool in here is..

DoniphanRedneck

The really thang or nothing else for a reall Redneck!!

Fool? You talkin' to me redneck??

Ya got me Fool

Naw wasn't straight to you jsut any fool that can't wait for the real thang and settles for the hand...

I want the real thang not my hand .. heres some specail stuff for ya.

DoniphanRedneck

Thanks, but I'm having some of my homemade sauce. I'll save your bottle for tomorrow.

Kool...
Jsut be carefull when drinking my brew..it has a "kick" out of this world..

DoniphanRedneck

Sounds like a pint jar of corn squeezin's a friend gave me last year. DAMN!! That stuff was THE best I'd ever tasted...and I had a whole pint of it. Buddy of mine said it wasn't real, unless it burned. He threw a cap full into the fire and it burns better than gasoline!!

Yup thats my kinda drink....Make sure all cigs are out before opening the jar though, or you'll have no eyebrows..

DoniphanRedneck

I have drank that stuff before. Came straight from Kentucky(sp). It'll put hair on your chest.

I found out the hard way why it's called whitelighten...
Made my eye pirk up and breath run short...

DoniphanRedneck

Chugalug, chugalug, makes ya wannna holler hiddeho!
Burns the tummy don't ya know. Chugalug. Chugalug.

HAHA!!!

Yup yup.. they told me it was water but it didn't smell like water and when i drank it, it sure didn't taste like water... It was pure white and I didn't know anybetter at that time..

DoniphanRedneck

breathed a flame in the fire after words..

Smooooooth.