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I try. My mom always used to tell me how trying I was.

You're right, after further review....I'd sure like to pee in her butt.

I thought that might be pushing the decency line, but as you can see, it didn't stop me.

dave-t. said:
You're right, after further review....I'd sure like to pee in her butt.

dave - Now why would you want to do something like that? There's more fun ways of getting her wet.

I said that to a guy I was in college with as a hottie walked by on the cross walk. He about came unglued, and he still uses that line from time to time. It sounds better in person, but it's still a good'n.

See your first quote, it obviously says "her". If you have a problem with folks call you "her", then I see how that could be confusing for you.

Go ahead and say it out loud, it's freaking hilarious.

I believe there is a mis-quote there. Just because you have certian "dirty" thoughts and feelings, doesn't mean the rest of us are intrigued by them, or that we want to be gay like you. Find someone else to convince, maybe an impressionable college kid named Nick, will satisfy your sick fantasies. As for me, I'll stick with the real ladies (the ones with indoor plumbing), I only go one way MOAlice, and it ain't in your dirrection, no matter which dress you wear.

I tried sayin it out loud... and now I've got to go up to the HR manager's office for the "What is Sexual Harrassment" talk. Thanks dave-t!!

I already have, morning butt-pee'n is the best.

Hobs- Yeah, if you let that slip at the wrong time, in the wrong crowd, and you may have to pay for it. There is a fine line on when and where to use that statement.

Dave, you're a sickie.

Thanks Clark, I do what I can.