Friday the 13th

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LadyAngler
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by LadyAngler » May 13th, 2005, 3:09 pm

Hey Dave.... watch it, I've been sharpening my tongue all morning! I'm about ready to "throw down!" -- No names please! Image
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by Rafe Hollister » May 13th, 2005, 3:28 pm

Dave, maybe you could get her in the mood by giving her some presents.

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If you really want to get her in the mood, there's nothing that will unleash the animal in any woman like a sexy, erotic video.
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If she won't have anything to do with you, there may be a medical issue you aren't aware of. You may need a test kit to verify this.
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by Warmouth » May 13th, 2005, 3:39 pm

Those are some classy ideas Rafe. It seems I haven't given you enough credit in the romance dept. Your old ball and chain should consider herself lucky. Image Image
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by Warmouth » May 13th, 2005, 3:47 pm

Well sure it is, everybody knows that. Image
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by Great White Hunter » May 13th, 2005, 3:58 pm

My wife has no problem with the size of my package, nor does LadyAngler or MOCraig's wife for that matter. MOCraig you're not going to get any support from me when your child is born either.
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by Two Tall the Neanderthal » May 13th, 2005, 5:00 pm

I don't give a chit who tells me LadyAngler is DaveT's wife, girl, maid or whatever. I've seen that dude. He couldn't get laid if he fell dikc first into a puszy patch.
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by LadyAngler » May 13th, 2005, 5:00 pm

Snowflake said:
My wife has no problem with the size of my package

You know, It's kinda funny... most men who are challenged (in the suggested department) use that same argument. Not knowing... that wife is complaining to all her friends instead! Image Silly Snowflake. Image
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by PoisonSnake » May 13th, 2005, 5:38 pm

Two Tall the Neanderthal said:
I don't give a chit who tells me LadyAngler is DaveT's wife, girl, maid or whatever. I've seen that dude. He couldn't get laid if he fell dikc first into a puszy patch.

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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by PoisonSnake » May 13th, 2005, 6:02 pm

Oh yeah. I have one other question... What does LA look like nekkid?
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by Warmouth » May 13th, 2005, 6:11 pm

Could too. Image Image

I'm telling you guys the truth, ask LA, she's having to beat chicks off of me all the time. Go ahead, ask her.
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by Two Tall the Neanderthal » May 13th, 2005, 6:11 pm

I would assume just like a Latino Cabana boy. But I wouldn't know for sure.
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by Warmouth » May 13th, 2005, 6:13 pm

But with bigger boobs, and a lighter tan, minus the schlong.
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by LadyAngler » May 13th, 2005, 6:33 pm

Hey Too Tall Too Skinny... I'm not Latino! Image
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by Two Tall the Neanderthal » May 13th, 2005, 6:35 pm

Sure thing, LadyDangler.
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Re: Friday the 13th

Post by LadyAngler » May 13th, 2005, 6:39 pm

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Pretty predictable, but still funny!



But really.... jealous much?!?! Image
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