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Hey Dave.... watch it, I've been sharpening my tongue all morning! I'm about ready to "throw down!" -- No names please!

Dave, maybe you could get her in the mood by giving her some presents.

Nothing says "I love you" like a new set of tires.


If you really want to get her in the mood, there's nothing that will unleash the animal in any woman like a sexy, erotic video.


If she won't have anything to do with you, there may be a medical issue you aren't aware of. You may need a test kit to verify this.

Those are some classy ideas Rafe. It seems I haven't given you enough credit in the romance dept. Your old ball and chain should consider herself lucky.

Well sure it is, everybody knows that.

My wife has no problem with the size of my package, nor does LadyAngler or MOCraig's wife for that matter. MOCraig you're not going to get any support from me when your child is born either.

I don't give a chit who tells me LadyAngler is DaveT's wife, girl, maid or whatever. I've seen that dude. He couldn't get laid if he fell dikc first into a puszy patch.

Snowflake said:
My wife has no problem with the size of my package

You know, It's kinda funny... most men who are challenged (in the suggested department) use that same argument. Not knowing... that wife is complaining to all her friends instead! Silly Snowflake.

Two Tall the Neanderthal said:
I don't give a chit who tells me LadyAngler is DaveT's wife, girl, maid or whatever. I've seen that dude. He couldn't get laid if he fell dikc first into a puszy patch.

Oh yeah. I have one other question... What does LA look like nekkid?

Could too.

I'm telling you guys the truth, ask LA, she's having to beat chicks off of me all the time. Go ahead, ask her.

I would assume just like a Latino Cabana boy. But I wouldn't know for sure.

But with bigger boobs, and a lighter tan, minus the schlong.

Hey Too Tall Too Skinny... I'm not Latino!

Sure thing, LadyDangler.

Pretty predictable, but still funny!



But really.... jealous much?!?!