If ya'all have a spare minute...

hobiecat · Post by **hobiecat** » May 25th, 2005, 12:32 pm

rainbow said:
If you think those girls gave you a fit with this caper wait until they are teeny boppers and bring home some dude they are in love with that looks like THE POISON SNAKE

I have a gun, and I ain't skeered of goin back to prison.

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » May 25th, 2005, 12:40 pm

The PoisonSnake isn't such a bad dude. In fact, only once has he had a problem with a parent. This gal's mom in high school thought I was a bit too educated for her daughter. Didn't want her seeing the PS. Well, I got a weird call from her mom 5 years later trying to get me to step in and break up her daugter's marriage to this ole' boy back home. Weirdest thing I have ever seen. Needless to say, she ended up having a kid and getting divorced. Then, the daughter came calling on the PS. The PS drilled her a time or two and sent her on her way.

RB · Post by RB » May 25th, 2005, 12:50 pm

See what I mean about him Hobie. I start practicing your boyfriend scaring skills right now. PS, somehow you just ain't right in the head.

Warmouth · Post by **Warmouth** » May 25th, 2005, 12:53 pm

What are you saying rainbow!?! He drilled her didn't he? What was he supposed to do with a single mother, after all, he knew she put out.

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » May 25th, 2005, 12:55 pm

I didn't break up her marriage. I just gave her a little lovin' after the fact. Women tend to enjoy the compassionate PS. He is a soft and gentle soul.

RB · Post by RB » May 25th, 2005, 12:56 pm

Hey dingbat davet, the PS's story is another fabrication in his twisted mind. He probably just had her picture and drilled himself.

hobiecat · Post by **hobiecat** » May 25th, 2005, 12:58 pm

PoisonSnake said:

He is a soft and gentle soul.

By that you mean flacid and timid, right?!

PoisonSnake · Post by **PoisonSnake** » May 25th, 2005, 1:03 pm

Rainbow: That is a true story. I would give names, but I can't do that on here. But, I thought the girl's mom hated me. Then she calls me on the phone 5 years later. She left a number that I recognized the prefix for, so I called her back. Lord to my surprise when it was her on the other end of the line. She just flat told me I needed to step in and nip that marriage in the bud. I don't know what the fork she was thinking I could do. PS

I mean, I am good looking, wealthy, full of knowledge, and thus and so, but that can only take a guy so far.

Warmouth · Post by **Warmouth** » May 25th, 2005, 1:04 pm

Actually that does make more sense now that you mention it.

fishin · Post by **fishin** » May 25th, 2005, 1:04 pm

I little late HC but I am glad hear the good news and hope things are going well.

fishin

Duck Me Runnin · Post by **Duck Me Runnin** » May 25th, 2005, 1:05 pm

Snake,

Unless you nailed the mom too, you got no braggin' rights.

RB · Post by RB » May 25th, 2005, 1:22 pm

OK PS, I'll buy the story for now. But, you might be wealthy and knowledgeable but the good looking part ain't gonna fly unless snowflake and hobie think you are.

Great White Hunter · Post by **Great White Hunter** » May 25th, 2005, 1:30 pm

Hobie - Don't worry my son already has dibs on PS's daughter when she comes of age. My son will keep him busy for a while.

Big John · Post by **Big John** » May 25th, 2005, 1:37 pm

HOBIE in the case of the "DUDE" I tell them right off the bat "she is leaving here with something and if she doesnot come home with it I have a shovel and a shotgun and I know how to use both".

Robin@AimLow · Post by **Robin@AimLow** » May 25th, 2005, 2:51 pm

Just saw this, but I am glad all worked out for you, Hobie.

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