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I was just wondering if it was your back, and if so, whether you put a pretty red one in for Christmas.....

Sorry, Keith... that trend is a little goth for my flavor. But, true... if one must decor their body... a nice festive ribbon WOULD be appropriate now.

Yeah, every Christmas I wrap a beautful red ribbon around my member. My goal is to use a whole roll of ribbon before I meet my maker. It's pretty tough though when you only use 3" of ribbon each year.

Well, two options here. You could make a more elborate bow or buy a shorter roll of ribbon.

Get a new hobbie Keith. And don't feel like you have to tell us everything either, jeesh.

Good idea, I am going to start using the sailors anchor knot instead of the conventional slip variety.

Thanks MOFAG'S. I'm glad your performing your only purpose in life.

Larry, did you take that buck up near Kirksville or in IL?

I did. She said it was the most dissapointment she had ever had.

Illinois

Nope, never said such a thing. But I guess your admitting you cheat on your wife.

Don't think of it as cheating, think of it as extracurricular activities. Because really, you are doing something extra.

I told Larry if he would just give OM a chance he could make some new friends. Glad to see he is off to a wonderful start.

I don't know, it seems like we have our quota of ugly guys around here. It's getting to where good looking people like me, and LA feel kinda awkward around this place.

Who's the guy in your avatar Dave?