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Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 7th, 2006, 5:43 am
by Showme
I was thinkin the same thing War....birdshot in a .22 shot through a small hole in the corner of a screen with the window open only about 2 inches would never be heard by the people in the next back yard.

Shoot them bastages I say. Or....maybe you should just try live trapping them and change the name of everything you have to - et al. the vaginawagon, the vaginamansion...

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 7th, 2006, 6:39 am
by Triton X2
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Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 7th, 2006, 6:54 am
by Great White Hunter
Between JimDog's foo foo menu, and your inability to kill a couple of chipmunks, this place has turned into The View Message Board.

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 7th, 2006, 7:06 am
by Crusader
Hey JimDog, about your post with the picture of the chipmunks--the setting looks familiar. Was that in St. Elmo, Colorado?

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 7th, 2006, 7:31 am
by Warmouth
MOCraig said:
I'll trap them, and I'll be driving them over to Dave's for relocation.

You don't even have to balls to kill a chipmonk. Dammit MOCraig, it you don't at least drop the live trap with the chipmonk in it, into a bucket of water, then you're definitely out of the running for the MOTY. Stand up and do the right thing, be a heartless bastard for once in your life.

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 7th, 2006, 7:33 am
by Two Tall the Neanderthal
What kind of man has to ask how to kill chipmunks? It's time for a lynching.

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 7th, 2006, 8:22 am
by Warmouth
No chit TT. The only thing gayer asking for advice and equipment to solve a chipmonk problem, is assless chaps. And they're just barely more gay.

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 7th, 2006, 9:25 am
by Wolfman
Mothball the lil fuggers holes and send em packing to the neighbors.

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 8th, 2006, 11:05 pm
by Wolfman
How Fares the Monk wars? Have you percevered or have they tunneled you into submission?
Are jimdogs Nuts now safe?
Will Big John post?
Will MoCraig Rule supreme over the tiny lil squirrels?
Or will he go down like a whimpering lil cat under gogops gun?
Enquireing minds want to know, how fares the War? Image Image

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 9th, 2006, 2:10 am
by Big John
I stand by my first post.

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 9th, 2006, 4:33 am
by Great White Hunter
Wolfman said:
How Fares the Monk wars? Have you percevered or have they tunneled you into submission?
Are jimdogs Nuts now safe?
Will Big John post?
Will MoCraig Rule supreme over the tiny lil squirrels?
Or will he go down like a whimpering lil cat under gogops gun?
Enquireing minds want to know, how fares the War? Image Image

Wow, you spell as bad as Warmouth, and you have the wit of Big John.

We're lucky to have you on the board. Image

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 9th, 2006, 4:57 am
by Warmouth
Spelling on message boards is over rated. Image

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 9th, 2006, 5:05 am
by Triton X2
eye agre Image

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 9th, 2006, 8:34 am
by Wolfman
Snowflake, if i wanted any lip off you i'd scrape it off my Zipper! Image
Did'nt think MoCraig let alone you could even spell. Image

MoCraig must of surrendered and the Monks are running riot through the house. Maybe Snowflake can go over and BLOW up the monks for mocraig. Image Image

Re: How to kill chipmunks...

Posted: August 9th, 2006, 8:37 am
by Rafe Hollister
Wolfman, what grade are you gonna be in this year?