the office quotes

[Swamp_Fox]

hunting170 said:
Okay Swamp Fox, Dummass has been given enough chances. These still aren`t funny. So as moderator of the joke forum, I think you know what you have to do. I can assure you that no one would be allowed to use the bowhunting, or feral hog forums for their own personal enjoyment. Break out the axe, man.

Rafe,

Carry on.

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[Rafe Hollister]

I am Irish, English, German, and Scottish...a virtual United Nations. I am also part Native American....Not any one tribe, specifically. Just roamed the land.
--Michael

[hunting170]

Swamp_Fox said:

hunting170 said:
Okay Swamp Fox, Dummass has been given enough chances. These still aren`t funny. So as moderator of the joke forum, I think you know what you have to do. I can assure you that no one would be allowed to use the bowhunting, or feral hog forums for their own personal enjoyment. Break out the axe, man.

Rafe,

Carry on.

end message...

Coward

[Shawn]

I like them, continue on. I love the show.

Warmouth - You're a wimp...liking the show but not watching it because your woman doesn't like it. GET CONTROL OF YOUR REMOTE MAN!!!

Your gonna embarass the whole male species. GEEZ

[Triton X2]

Shawn said:
I like them, continue on. I love the show.

Warmouth - You're a wimp...liking the show but not watching it because your woman doesn't like it. GET CONTROL OF YOUR REMOTE MAN!!!

Your gonna embarass the whole male species. GEEZ

Too Late. It is what it is.

[Warmouth]

We're Survivor fans, and that is on Thursdays as well. I will say though that 'My Name is Earl' show is forking hilarious.

[Swamp_Fox]

Warmouth said:
We're Survivor fans, and that is on Thursdays as well. I will say though that 'My Name is Earl' show is forking hilarious.

I've had enough. Take this boob-tube crap to the appropriate thread or I'll moderate your azz.

[Rafe Hollister]

I'm a provider for my workers, i.e., family. I give them money...I give them food--not directly, mostly through money. And I heal them. I'm in charge of picking a great new health care plan....Does that make their doctor? In a way. Like a specialist.
--Michael

[Rafe Hollister]

"Hug it out, femaledog."...That is what men say to each other after a fight....Not a good idea to say to a woman however, I have found. It doesn't translate.
--Michael

[hunting170]

Rafe, you are the goofiest mother fornicator I have ever come across in all my years of surfing the web.
--Tony

[Triton X2]

I70, did that come from "the office" quotes?

[hunting170]

Triton X2 said:
I70, did that come from "the office" quotes?

Why yes Triton, yes it did.

[Rafe Hollister]

That is offensive. Indians do not eat monkey brains....And if they do, sign me up. Because I am sure that they are very tasty and nutritional.
--Michael

[Rafe Hollister]

It's a real shame...but studies show that employees get more information about their company from water-cooler gossip than from official memos. This puts me at a disadvantage because: I bring my own water to work.
--Dwight

[Rafe Hollister]

I love ladies. Always have. You know what my favorite part of a woman's body is? The brains. Because a woman is not beautiful unless she is smart. Also, the brains are what tell the heart to do freaky, nasty stuff in bed.
--Michael