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Re: the office quotes

Posted: January 30th, 2008, 1:02 pm
by Swamp_Fox
hunting170 said:
Okay Swamp Fox, Dummass has been given enough chances. These still aren`t funny. So as moderator of the joke forum, I think you know what you have to do. I can assure you that no one would be allowed to use the bowhunting, or feral hog forums for their own personal enjoyment. Break out the axe, man.


Rafe,

Carry on.

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Re: the office quotes

Posted: January 30th, 2008, 1:27 pm
by Rafe Hollister
I am Irish, English, German, and Scottish...a virtual United Nations. I am also part Native American....Not any one tribe, specifically. Just roamed the land.
--Michael

Re: the office quotes

Posted: January 30th, 2008, 5:44 pm
by hunting170
Swamp_Fox said:
hunting170 said:
Okay Swamp Fox, Dummass has been given enough chances. These still aren`t funny. So as moderator of the joke forum, I think you know what you have to do. I can assure you that no one would be allowed to use the bowhunting, or feral hog forums for their own personal enjoyment. Break out the axe, man.


Rafe,

Carry on.

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Re: the office quotes

Posted: January 31st, 2008, 6:29 pm
by Shawn
I like them, continue on. I love the show.

Warmouth - You're a wimp...liking the show but not watching it because your woman doesn't like it. GET CONTROL OF YOUR REMOTE MAN!!!

Your gonna embarass the whole male species. GEEZ

Re: the office quotes

Posted: January 31st, 2008, 7:45 pm
by Triton X2
Shawn said:
I like them, continue on. I love the show.

Warmouth - You're a wimp...liking the show but not watching it because your woman doesn't like it. GET CONTROL OF YOUR REMOTE MAN!!!

Your gonna embarass the whole male species. GEEZ

Too Late. It is what it is.

Re: the office quotes

Posted: February 1st, 2008, 10:18 am
by Warmouth
We're Survivor fans, and that is on Thursdays as well. I will say though that 'My Name is Earl' show is forking hilarious.

Re: the office quotes

Posted: February 1st, 2008, 5:55 pm
by Swamp_Fox
Warmouth said:
We're Survivor fans, and that is on Thursdays as well. I will say though that 'My Name is Earl' show is forking hilarious.

I've had enough. Take this boob-tube crap to the appropriate thread or I'll moderate your azz.

Re: the office quotes

Posted: February 4th, 2008, 10:48 am
by Rafe Hollister
I'm a provider for my workers, i.e., family. I give them money...I give them food--not directly, mostly through money. And I heal them. I'm in charge of picking a great new health care plan....Does that make their doctor? In a way. Like a specialist.
--Michael

Re: the office quotes

Posted: February 5th, 2008, 10:43 am
by Rafe Hollister
"Hug it out, femaledog."...That is what men say to each other after a fight....Not a good idea to say to a woman however, I have found. It doesn't translate.
--Michael

Re: the office quotes

Posted: February 5th, 2008, 11:53 am
by hunting170
Rafe, you are the goofiest mother fornicator I have ever come across in all my years of surfing the web.
--Tony

Re: the office quotes

Posted: February 5th, 2008, 1:20 pm
by Triton X2
I70, did that come from "the office" quotes?

Re: the office quotes

Posted: February 5th, 2008, 1:45 pm
by hunting170
Triton X2 said:
I70, did that come from "the office" quotes?

Why yes Triton, yes it did.

Re: the office quotes

Posted: February 7th, 2008, 10:28 am
by Rafe Hollister
That is offensive. Indians do not eat monkey brains....And if they do, sign me up. Because I am sure that they are very tasty and nutritional.
--Michael

Re: the office quotes

Posted: February 8th, 2008, 5:39 pm
by Rafe Hollister
It's a real shame...but studies show that employees get more information about their company from water-cooler gossip than from official memos. This puts me at a disadvantage because: I bring my own water to work.
--Dwight

Re: the office quotes

Posted: February 8th, 2008, 5:45 pm
by Rafe Hollister
I love ladies. Always have. You know what my favorite part of a woman's body is? The brains. Because a woman is not beautiful unless she is smart. Also, the brains are what tell the heart to do freaky, nasty stuff in bed.
--Michael