THE 2004 OUTDOORMISSOURI.COM BASS ANGLERS COMPETITION

[Limbshot]

Man, some guys have all the luck. I must be hitting all the wrong spots. Sounds like you guys have some real "honey holes."

[bullitt]

A buddy and I floated up on a Jeep parked in the middle of a riffle in Indian Creek one day. Boy clothes hanging on one side of the roll bar, and girl clothes hanging on the other. I said in a loud voice, "Maybe we ought to beach the boat and make sure everything is alright". All we hear is a voice from the brush that said, "Get the ^&*&( out of here!"
I guess everybody was doing fine!
Probably THAUS!
I doubt if it was, that was 20yrs ago, he probably wasn't old enough to drive yet!

[Wolfman]

If it was THaus he was still in diapers and should of had his mouth washed out with soap!...lol

Born Bad, was the niangua river in dallas county. There was this one real long shallow shoal, about a 100 yards long and 4 inchs deep. Seems like a lot of girls like to float that part of the river in twos and three's.
I used to set and goggleye fish below that shoal tied up behind...errr...by a brushpile. They would come down the river thinking they ws miles out in the toolies expecting no one. No tops and sometimes no bottoms either. Just floating along takeing in the sun. have to get out and walk the canoe over the shoals and get back in right by that brushpile i was fishing in...lol
Get propositioned once in awhile to!
Did i ever tell you binoculars make an excellent boat addition?...lol

[Limbshot]

Man, any of you guys need fishin' partners? I have seen a few beavers while creek fishin' but most of them were gnawin' on some river birch, never seen the 2 legged kind .

[BornBad]

Dmav, it never fails - the one time you have the opportunity to see some, the misses will be in the canoe eyeballing ya to make sure you aint looking...

[Limbshot]

I can guarantee you that would be the case, since my wife likes to lay into the bronzebacks as much or more than I do. It is near impossible for me to get out on the river without her!!! Maybe next time I'll have to ask her to remove her top

[BornBad]

Ya gott be carefull about that; one dare leads to another and before you know it, your discussing politics with the misses on the deck of a drifting boat when some other fisherman comes quietly around the bend...

[Wolfman]

The old lady, your father or a big mouthed buddy...lol

It's killer to have some cute lil topless mid 20's blonde or brunette(or both) to proposition you and you got to play the angel and turn em down...lol 'Why no miss, i don't do things like that'...lol

Course you better keep your head buried in the tackle box as they float by giggleing and smileing if the old lady is along. Even then you get the evil eye all day like you planned it or did something wrong...lol

The Agents get an eyefull watching the river down around Bennet Springs and Moon Valley on the niangua. Bet they don't go home and say 'guess what i seen on the river today honey!'..lol



D, when and where you going to prompt her to do this?...lol

Ive tried to get the ex to go topless numerous times, i just get 'The Look!'

Now the ex girlfriend i could get her to discuss politics stark naked and she would wave at the boats with a big smile as they went by without ever missing a beat! I kinda miss that gal...lol

[Limbshot]

You guys crack me up, speakin' of crack up, isn't that what all these girls you speak of would be iff'n their canoe capsized?

[BornBad]

@ Wolf: You outlined the very difference; one was your wife and the other was just a girlfriend. I am now with wife #2 and there was a few pass alongs between the 1st and 2nd. So I have learned a few things; one thing I have learned is that gfriends will do things wives wont...

[Wolfman]

This girlfriend(livein for 10 months) was kind of an exhibitionist. She like to leave the shades up, lights on, and windows open during the summer. Winter only differance was she closed the windows...lol Had one of them big ole waterbeads with a mirror on the headboard and she screamed like a wildcat in heat...lol

Fished in a bikini and was ready to 'go' at the drop of a hat 'anywhere'...lol

Like i said, i sure do miss her...lol



I wont even mention them time killers in between.



Ex wife never was quite that 'open' no matter how hard i tried to convince her...lol

[BornBad]

Anyone 'round here fish the Meremac down past Sullivan ? I think I remember reading somptin about there being an abundance of spotted bass in that stretch ?

[Wolfman]

Fish for goggleyes, you'll have more fun...lol

[BornBad]

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[BornBad]

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