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Could you girls get a room or something....this board is supposed to be for use about waterfowl related topics.



Did anyone know there is -024: 13:33:50...49..48...47...46...45...44...43...42 chit.....teal season is sneakin up on us





edit: BBWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Is a teal Really a duc or just a wanna be?
Sides that there ain't no water fer em to sit on.

My neighboorhood got 8 inches of water over last weekend Red....I am puttin my 7 teal and 3 coot dekes along with my 4 spinners right next to the swingset in da backyard!

Hey Dabs...

You want 20s or 100s???

Hope you Misery boys don't mind a ducker from Indiana hangin about.

They got good deer in indiana. Your our bestus bud.

Welcome chico.

We do have some horse sized goats in these parts, I'll try to post some pics soon...

Post em on the deer board would ya?
Dabs I got some teal decoys I'll loan ya,,,,I figure by Sept the mighty Miss is gonna be dry on this side!

fish - who gets to look at a puter about 5minutes a day now...

Just ain't got that inclination.
Sides ain't nobody gets excited bout drawin the short straw.

Now!!! That is funny. I don't care you are !!! (or what site you came from.)

fish -

Excuse me, but just what is a Ducker????

Pretty much the same thing as a sucker or a [censored], only the word begins with a D and not an S or F.

What is a Ducker??????????//

It's kinda like a goater... only usin ducks.

Sir Lance said:
Excuse me, but just what is a Ducker????

A ducker could be one of various things. That is uniqueness of being a ducker. Almost like a chamellion (sp), a ducker changes as needed.

For instance, a ducker could be the motorist assist person who helps those in need along the road during early hours.

A ducker may be the person who passes you on the roadway at 4:30 with a truck, a boat, more stuff than you ever could think about needing and 14 little winged stickers in the back window.

A ducker might be worst shot you have ever seen, or the best shot you have ever seen.

A ducker might be someone who thrives on pulling pills instead of taking them.

Chances are if you see someone squatted down in a field or along the edge of the timber taking a MoCraig, they are a ducker.

A ducker might just be the nicest person you have ever known.

But...without no mistake....and remember this....a ducker just might be your worst nightmare if you cross paths with him.

So...Sir Lance...if that answers your question, I am glad I could help. If it doesn't go back to the trout forum and tell coyotewhacker I said hello!

dabker

Sir Lance, Let me splain... A ducker is someone who eats, sleeps, breathes, and drinks duck hunting. (and whiskey).