this place is dead

[Bud]

dawgonit, there just meen around hear ignore them

im thinkng abowt teeching the nebors goose a leson, it bit me reel hard for no reeson at all. i told the owner but they didnt care. i kild a bird once, i dont wanna have to do it agan. You got any advise befour it gets to that point?

[Duck Me Runnin]

Dawgonit,



This Griff-in character is only here because there's no limit on the amount of laughing graemlins he can use in a post. I have it on good authority that when he actually DOES go duck hunting, he spends all of his time crapping, sleeping, or trying to be funny.



That's why he never kills any birds. He's not to be taken seriously.



I have some Redball waders, 11 Bond mallard decoys, ( I had an even dozen, but I gave a landowner that let me hunt his pond one of 'em. He wanted it for a mantle piece. ) I also have a Yentzen call that I bought from an autistic Korean lady at a garage sale. I felt guilty for a while for taking advantage of her by only giving $9 for the call, but I'm now over that. I understand that it's sometimes necessary to be ruthless when in pursuit of waterfowl.



I have a stadium jacket that said " water resistant " on the package so I'm ready for any inclement weather.



I am EXACTLY the neophyte of which you speak. I'd love the chance to join you on your waterfowl oddysey. I could really benefit from your tutillage.



If you don't think I could pull my weight, or you find a more suitable replacement for your " Posse of Death ", I'll understand. I am a patient man, and will eventually find a mentor to share the secrets of this time honored sport with me.



Don't wait too long to make your decision. It sounds like your old enough to soon qualify as a fossil. It would be a shame to take all of your vast knowledge to the great marsh in the sky.



I will p.m. you all the necessary info, should you wish to contact me.



Your humble, aspiring waterfowl harvester, Duck Me.

[dawg it]

Thanks for the info on griffin Duck Me. Got your PM and will make a decision sometime in the next 2 weeks. Don't call me....I'll call you.

[Duck Me Runnin]

It was something that I felt needed to be done. That rogue griffin won't be able to dispute any of my claims. He's a trouble maker, plain and simple.

While I was out today, I picked up an extra pair of battery operated socks. Now I know I have all the bases covered. I'm getting prepared just in case you should call.

[dawg it]

bud, I'd suggest you stuff some of that [censored] smurf poopoo you collect down that gooses throat the next time you see it. it'll gag that [censored] to death for sure. don't believe me? try it on yourself first and see if it don't work.

dmr.......battery socks and stadium jacket? hope you aint waiting by the phone to long. you'll starve to death.

I have answered all the PMs received. this don't look good.

[Duck Me Runnin]

Dawgonit,

You are sad, bitter, old ***k. I'd bet you can't get ANYONE to hunt with you. You're just what the world DOESN'T need, another cranky old hateful bastage.

No wonder you're still lookin' for hunting partners. Helll, I bet your dog runs off the next time it gets a chance.

[dawg it]

don't confuse bitter with demanding or cranky with particular or old with impatient. No, I aint coppin to being old eith. your just another topwater [censored] that thinks he's the sh1t when it comes to huntin ducks. it don't make me arogant....just farther up the food chain. you need to know your place MouthBeRunnin. either accept your not as good as you think or step it up a notch or 2 and get in the real game.

[red leg]

[Duck Me Runnin]

Ya know, Dawg -on-it,

You have apparently wasted alot of breathing time, and the oxygen that went along with it. I bet you were born a woman. Nobody else could whine that efficiently.

I'll go ahead and come clean. I'm an anti-hunter that preys on misguided dolts such as you. I'll try to refrain from " CAPITALIZING " since you seem to lack the intelligence to do so on your own.

My money says you have NEVER killed sh!t, and aren't likely to in the near future.

I described your condition to a doctor friend of mine. She recommended a grammar class, a "California Colonic", and if that didn't work a live in social worker. You can't beat this in your own. ( I don't care what your wife tells you )

At this rate, you are destined to die an angry old man,and have people lined up to pisss on your grave.

If I'm in attendance, I'll be careful to not pisss on the thistles that would so fittingly mark your place of rest.

Good day, D1ck Face.

Greg

[Swamp_Fox]

dawgonorrhea,

You are a fraud topwater fudgepacking noodge.
I'm on pretty safe ground on this because I read your reply to Bud.
I'll grant that Bud is more than passingly familiar with the short bus but he is our village idiot and I don't appreciate your rude condescending attitude.
Pick on someone your own size heifer humper.

Bud,

If I had a mean goose that bit me just because he thought I was a puss I would get a #6 trebble hook and stick as much canned corn on the hook as it would hold.
Then tie some string to your bicycle abd tie the hook to the string. Put the hook on the end of the string that is not tied to your bike.
When the goose eats the corn get on your bike and ride it down to Uncle Earl and Aunt Pauline's house.
The goose should have learned its lesson by then.
If the goose starts flying you'r not peddeling fast enough.

[JimDog]

[dawg it]

I know I'm going to regret this Swamp Rat, but WTF is a noodge? and as far as bud goes, he asked me a question and I answered it. it's very noble of you to defend his smurf collecting a$$. why don't you help him in person with his goose problem. you could carry his smurfs for him so he don't drop any and get them dirty. why haven't you bothered to defend big john and stl big buck? I may have been rude to them also.

nice try fornicate me. when I suggested you step it up a notch I wasn't referring to consulting a doctor. you probably misunderstood her any way, what with her head up under your skirt and all.

[BornBad]

[Bud]

dogonit being rude aent nice if your gonna be meen i will egnore you like that bandano guy that was meen to me. smurfs ar going to be worth lots of mony someday i will be ritch with a mansion, babes and a xj220 in the garage your goin to wish you collected them.



swampfox i mite try that the next time that goose bites me or i mite call the police because i warned the owner. i still got the bruse on my uper leg them things hurt.

[griffin]

Bud said:
dogonit being rude aent nice if your gonna be meen i will egnore you like that bandano guy that was meen to me. smurfs ar going to be worth lots of mony someday i will be ritch with a mansion, babes and a xj220 in the garage your goin to wish you collected them.

swampfox i mite try that the next time that goose bites me or i mite call the police because i warned the owner. i still got the bruse on my uper leg them things hurt.

Tis??? Is that you???

griffin