Shooter

[Limbshot]

Here are the better deer I have killed off our farm for you to make fun of. I realize that if you had been hunting the same ground, (ground that you have never stepped foot on, seen pictures of, etc. yet clearly know more about than myself or any of the others in misery that love my company that have been hunting the farm for 21 seasons now) that there would be 63 mounts on the wall (that's 3 per year for 21 years), all of which would be at least 20 inches bigger than these, of course.

[SAMCRO]

So, you're now telling me that you personally killed all of those deer? Not that I wouldn't normally believe you - a wall of sammich isn't hard to come by. It's just that I seem to recall a different recounting of the photo on the wall.

It's OK - whatever you feel the need to do. Nothing at all wrong with the bucks.

One skill a hunter can do well to learn is to go where the deer he wants to kill live. One way to define insanity is to do the same thing 21 different times and expect different results.

I'm not saying I would have killed better deer on that farm had I hunted it for 21 years....no.....wait....Yes, I am.

I thought some of those bucks looked familiar. Then I realized it's because I passed a number of bucks very similar to a couple of them repeatedly this year. From the passing of them to the numerous game cam pictures, I got tingly with de-ja-vu.

[SAMCRO]

I have sent in a recommendation to the MDC that all deer seasons only be open to you Samcro, as it is clear that you are the only person on God's green Earth that can kill an animal. I'll let you know what I hear back. I now understand why your hair thinned out on top, there is no way it could possible keep up with the extreme inflation of your head.

If the SAMCRO could be weaponized, as you alluded to, there wouldn't be a need for more than a few of us out there.

[Limbshot]

OK, I'll try to scan all of my harvest pics that go with each and every one of them. My Dad, brother and I each have our own "wall" down at the farm, and the individual deer is at my house up here in Jeff City. I do not hunt all of the same stands and same exact areas each and every year. I do scout and move stands according to sign. All of those deer were killed in different areas of the farm and different stand locations except for two, which were killed in the same area, but from slightly tweaked stand locations. Oh, and I cannot tell you how overly tickled I am that you passed on deer like that this year. Just the fact that you saw them numerous times in a season screams how different the places we hunt are, but again, that is only for us unsuccessful people, I am sure you would see all the big deer that we are not seeing each and every sit. Here is the first proof, this is me with the deer that is on my wall up here in Jeff, and no, I did not have somebody else shoot it so I could pose with it. 33 yard heart shot:

[RB]

Nice one Russ.

[Limbshot]

Thanks RB. That and the story was posted in here back in 2008. Foodplot deer. WOOHOO!!! By the way, I catch bigger fish than Samcro.

[RB]

Thanks RB. That and the story was posted in here back in 2008. Foodplot deer. WOOHOO!!! By the way, I catch bigger fish than Samcro.

i bet you do.

[SAMCRO]

Oh,boy. Don't bother with individual scans. I actually thought that buck was bigger before I saw the field pic. I can't handle any more disappointment.

[Limbshot]

Get used to it, your parents did.

[RB]

[lonepine]

[SAMCRO]

Get used to it, your parents did.

Awwwwww, that's cute.

Tell you what, when you grow up and get your legs under you, you'll be able to get off that porch and run a bit. Maybe you'll finally give a dirt nap to something that nets over 110". When you do that, we can speak the same language, and you'll learn that the word "disappointment" is what you should be feeling when you look at those pictures.

[Limbshot]

Aw, Did I hurt your feelings punkin? I'm never disappointed in any animal I kill. I don't hunt for anybody else's goals. I hunt for my own. I'm perfectly pleased with every deer I have ever taken. I don't have an over inflated ego I need to feed.

Still haven't seen any pics of this mythical Ozarks big deer you killed...

Plus do you even realize the irony in you saying the words "when you grow up"?
BWAAAHAAAHAAA. Now THAT is funny.

[SAMCRO]

I'm never disappointed in any animal I kill.

You should be.

Plus do you even realize the irony in you saying the words "when you grow up"?
BWAAAHAAAHAAA. Now THAT is funny.

Yes, I realize the irony. I'm guessing doctors won't prescribe growth hormones to someone of your age, but you never know........

[Limbshot]

This coming from the guy that kills deer that still had spots and brag about it. Now there is a challenge!

What year do you graduate high school? I am sure the faculty will hate to see you go. I'll check into growth hormones when you join the Hair Club for Men. You could probably be the president and a client.