the office quotes

[hunting170]

I`m not bi+ching about what I`m reading at all dumbass. I`m just saying that these aren`t the least bit funny (well one of em was), and don`t belong in the joke forum. It makes a mockery of this whole site. The only reason you`re still allowed to post them on here is because this forum lacks a moderator with a backbone.

[Triton X2]

[Rafe Hollister]

Consistently reading them, bi+ching about them not being funny, then reading the new ones again seems to be a bit dumb. I like reading your posts because you remind me why I'm glad I moved out of Illinois.

[Triton X2]

hunting170 said:
I`m not bi+ching about what I`m reading at all dumbass. I`m just saying that these aren`t the least bit funny (well one of em was), and don`t belong in the joke forum. It makes a mockery of this whole site. The only reason you`re still allowed to post them on here is because thisum lacks a moderator with a backbone.

I70, WHERE did you find one that was kind of funny?

[hunting170]

You don`t belong in IL Rafe. Chicago, you would fit right in, but IL not so much. We`re natural born killers on this side of the Mississip. The closest you`ll get to that is by my letting you hang out on the bowhunting forum. Now run along and watch another episode of your TIVO`ed show. Triton, and I will keep running the defibrillator on this place.

[Triton X2]

CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rafe Hollister]

Okay. This is Times Square, named for the...for the good times you have. In it....So this is the heart of New York City....When most people come to New York they go to the Empire State Building. But that's so touristy. I come here.
--Michael

[Triton X2]

You know that is kind of funny.

[Triton X2]

You know that is kind of funny.

[Rafe Hollister]

We can't overestimate the value of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny e-mails, but real business is done on paper.
--Michael

[Triton X2]

Nope, I just cant say this one is funny in any shape or manner...I may have to report it to the I70 Illinois Crapola Jokes Patrol.

[Triton X2]

Rafe, falling behind or running out of material?

[Rafe Hollister]

Football is like rock 'n' roll; but basketball? Basketball is jazz. It's in the pocket, it's on the offbeat, it's like whats-his-name, that guy, that jazz guy...if you knew jazz you'd know what I'm talking about...Kenny G! Yes, I knew I'd remember. Jazz people know who he is.
--Michael

[Rafe Hollister]

Why tip someone for a job that I'm capable of doing myself?...I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist because I am not able to pulverize my own kidney stones.
--Dwight

[Rafe Hollister]

Retaliation. Tit for tit.
--Dwight