MOCraig said:
Oh, look everybody. Dabs works at Glamour Shots.
Some of you are so godamn dumb you should move to Illinois. Nowhere, and I repeat NOWHERE have I mentioned anything about great photography. Toby is correct in that I do enjoy taking good pictures, however, how the fornicate do you people think I took a picture of myself? I don't know that I took any of those pictures. Now, Mr. Hollister did, and if you have a problem with his photo-taking skills, you're welcome to drive your candy-donkey to BFE Illinois and take it up with him.
As a side-note, who in the flat-fornicate cares, anyway? Let that sink in for a bit, dipchits.
Keith, quit whoring my thread. Andy told me this week that you had killed some nice deer. I told him "bullchit". Prove me wrong.
Damm, Craig. Did you eat a bowl of azzhole for breakfast? We missed you, too.

Anything you can do, I can do better.