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So now that we know bout PoisonSmitty and MoCraig's rather bizzare post kill rituals, doe anyone else have a rather unique after the kill ritual they would like to share with us?

I dunno, never scene a 160 - I'd proly jerk off too.

Post kill ritual?? YOU BET!! Tailgate DOWN!!

I do the Ted Nugent deal => Hold the bow up over my kill and yell " Chiiwa " what ever the hell that means.

I generally make a call to my taxidermist to reserve a spot.



Oh yeah, like ODF, tailgate down.

If you guys killed anything other than a sammich buck, you wouldn't have to ride around with your tailgate down. When you become of my stature, and buck's protrude over the bed of the truck, you'll have folks running you down on the road just to see what you have in the back of the truck. Oh, I guess you boys could prop the heads up on your sammich bucks. It would serve about the same purpose.

Poisonsnake - What you are saying then is that you have a flatbed truck to display your "trophy."???

Fish - I think what he's trying to say is that it's so rare when he actually HITS something and kills it, that people run him down to see it, because they wouldn't believe it if they didn't see it!!

ODF - Once during the gun season a few years back, I was driving down the Interstate near the HFA, there was a pick-up in front of me that had horns protruding over the top of the bed. Naturally I had to have a closer look an when I caught up to it I saw it was a shed stuck in a bucket of sand Come to think of it the driver DID have big ears. Hmmmm, I wonder....

My post-kill ritual is to get on the walkie and radio to whoever's hunting with me, that I've killed yet another one. They get kinda sick of hearing it.

Anymore, my post-kill ritual is to call MoBuck and tell him I killed another one just so I can hear him say, "You gotta be shittin' me".

Well I thank the good Lord up above for allowing me the opportunity to hunt another day....then I go home and make love to my wife....and Smitty's wife too if he's not around.

I go home and make love to my wife....and Smitty's wife too if he's not around.

So are you saying this new baby of his may not really be his and grow up ugly?

I call the wife tell her come and get it.She comes dragging the Cart and we holler back and forth until she finds me.Then I hold the light while she gets it out of the woods.



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Oneshot, you have it made man!