worlds best hunter?????????
Posted: January 2nd, 2005, 10:30 pm
i heard this joke at work.
a old boy goes in a bar,
hes sittiog there and he starts talking,
yeah he says iam the greatest hunter in the world.
he says iam so good i can rub the hide on something anybody killed and feel the bullet hole and tell you what kind of animal it is and what it was killed with. ill bet anybody in here a beer that i can.
one old boy in the back of the room says ill take that bet.
he goes to his truck and brings in a piece of hide with a bullet hole in it.
the greatest hunter rubs the hide and the bullet hole he sits there a minute and says.
well this here is a elk killed with a 7mm mag.
the other old boy says darn youre good youre right on your guess.
so another old boy says alright ill bet ya a beer.
he goes to his truck brings in a piece of hide with a bullet hole in it.
the greatest hunter rubs it and says.
well this here is a whitetail buck killed with a 30.06.
darn the old boy says youre right.
so this goes on for hours and hours and the greates hunter gets totally drunk.
he gets up the next morning goes to the bathroom to take a leak and in the mirror he notices hes got a big black eye.
he goes back to the bedroom and tells his wife. boy i sure got drunk last night but i dont remember getting in a fight and getting this black eye.
his wife says.
you didnt get that at the bar, i gave it to you!
why he said?
she said, you came home came in here and stuck your hand down my panties and rubbed my crotch.
then you smelled your finger and yelled out loud
SKUNK KILLED WITH AND AXE.
HOPE YA ALL LIKE THIS JOKE I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. HILLBILLY
a old boy goes in a bar,
hes sittiog there and he starts talking,
yeah he says iam the greatest hunter in the world.
he says iam so good i can rub the hide on something anybody killed and feel the bullet hole and tell you what kind of animal it is and what it was killed with. ill bet anybody in here a beer that i can.
one old boy in the back of the room says ill take that bet.
he goes to his truck and brings in a piece of hide with a bullet hole in it.
the greatest hunter rubs the hide and the bullet hole he sits there a minute and says.
well this here is a elk killed with a 7mm mag.
the other old boy says darn youre good youre right on your guess.
so another old boy says alright ill bet ya a beer.
he goes to his truck brings in a piece of hide with a bullet hole in it.
the greatest hunter rubs it and says.
well this here is a whitetail buck killed with a 30.06.
darn the old boy says youre right.
so this goes on for hours and hours and the greates hunter gets totally drunk.
he gets up the next morning goes to the bathroom to take a leak and in the mirror he notices hes got a big black eye.
he goes back to the bedroom and tells his wife. boy i sure got drunk last night but i dont remember getting in a fight and getting this black eye.
his wife says.
you didnt get that at the bar, i gave it to you!
why he said?
she said, you came home came in here and stuck your hand down my panties and rubbed my crotch.
then you smelled your finger and yelled out loud
SKUNK KILLED WITH AND AXE.
HOPE YA ALL LIKE THIS JOKE I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. HILLBILLY