About those Rednecks
Posted: March 22nd, 2005, 7:34 am
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I was in a battle, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those and Ya'll know who ya' are.
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You bow your head when someone prays.
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You treat war vets with great respect, and always have.
You've never burned an American flag.
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might even give-up your last beer to help a friend.
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You bow your head when someone prays.
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You treat war vets with great respect, and always have.
You've never burned an American flag.
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might even give-up your last beer to help a friend.