Buttercups
Posted: April 1st, 2004, 1:08 pm
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods
>and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
>ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in
>the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a
>little old woman appeared.
>
>She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
>those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
>butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life:
> better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest
>of your life.......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter
>for anything the rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF!......she was gone!
>
>After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
>where are you?"
>
>Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
>
>Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, DON'T SWING
>and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
>ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in
>the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a
>little old woman appeared.
>
>She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
>those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
>butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life:
> better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest
>of your life.......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter
>for anything the rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF!......she was gone!
>
>After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
>where are you?"
>
>Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
>
>Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, DON'T SWING
Any dude that has a signature line from the man in black is okay in my book!! 
