The oldest profession
Posted: August 4th, 2005, 11:50 am
Subject: The Oldest Profession
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman
perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there,
good
looking; how's it going?
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my
place --
it doesn't matter.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out
love it."
He replies, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman
perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there,
good
looking; how's it going?
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my
place --
it doesn't matter.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out
love it."
He replies, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"