Bottles and Bombs
Posted: April 6th, 2004, 3:32 pm
3 men board a plane with beer bottles.
They are Italian, Spanish, and Irish.
They fly over to Italy, and drop a bottle.
They fly to Spain, and drop a bottle.
They fly to Ireland and drop a bomb.
They fly back to Italy and they see a little boy crying.
"Little boy why are you crying" they ask.
"Because my daddy got hit in the head with a beer bottle"
They fly to Spain and they see a little girl crying.
"Little girl why are you crying" they ask.
"Because my mommy got hit in the head with a beer bottle".
They fly to Ireland and see a little boy laughing hysterically.
"Little boy why are you laughing" they ask.
"Because my daddy farted and blew up the house"
They are Italian, Spanish, and Irish.
They fly over to Italy, and drop a bottle.
They fly to Spain, and drop a bottle.
They fly to Ireland and drop a bomb.
They fly back to Italy and they see a little boy crying.
"Little boy why are you crying" they ask.
"Because my daddy got hit in the head with a beer bottle"
They fly to Spain and they see a little girl crying.
"Little girl why are you crying" they ask.
"Because my mommy got hit in the head with a beer bottle".
They fly to Ireland and see a little boy laughing hysterically.
"Little boy why are you laughing" they ask.
"Because my daddy farted and blew up the house"