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Going elk hunting this weekend at this ranch http://www.highadventureranch.com/elk.html. I can't wait to take my cow. I plan on doing a bull next year and having it mounted.

and fug a bunch of Griffin.

Your kidding ? If not your a darn fool to post such a thing on here. Talk about stupid posts. Sheeze.

Not sure what you mean. Screw you anyway.

If I have to tell you then I would rather not bother.

Ya want that I should tie her up to a tree so the fence don't show up in the pics? Do yourself a favor and don't call it hunting.

Now come on guys, be nice. It's still hunting. As a matter of fact, I think I am going to go down to the pound this week and hunt a couple of poodle's and maybe a tabby. Depends on how tired I get looking for the elusive dogs.

This place is no different than what it would be to hunt wild elk in missouri. It's like a million acres or something like that and the elk are wild from humans, far from tame. I don't have the time this year to make a trip out west. I have plenty of Colorado elk on my wall. This will suffice for now. Besides this is groceries to me. I just choose to kill and process my own.

I am going to take a Cow Elk. Won't be posing like them retards either. Will happlily fill my freezer with some elk at a very reasonable price and will be happy to do so.

Here are a few snippets from their website...

Centrally located in Missouri's rugged Ozark foothills with hundreds of acres of prime natural habitat.

Free to roam and reproduce uninterrupted...

We have a breeding program in which we are continually changing genetics to build larger trophy animals for you, the trophy hunter.

We have had 100% success for the last 16 years!

The prices listed below are approximate and vary with each bull hunted.



Our increased herds now permit us to lower our prices for the

Sept. 1, 2005 - March 31, 2006 season!

Size

Regular Price

Discounted Price



Cows

$1,500

$800



Spikes

$2,000

$1,250



4 x 4 Bulls

$4,500

$3,000



5 x 5 Bulls

$5,500

$3,500



6 x 6 Bulls

$6,500

$4,500



7 x 7 Bulls

$7,500

$5,500



8 x 8 Bulls

Special Prices on Request

Having been to Africa on numerous occasions, I have always been amazed at the tameness of several species of game. Does this mean that the hunter should not hunt African game or a Fallow Deer in Pennsylvania, Texas, or Missouri?

The next item to contemplate is the time you will have to spend away from work. While this is not a major obstacle to some, others have but limited time. We recommend a minimum of two days to hunt your game at our ranch.

However, some deer, while majestic in stature, will never fit into our breeding program. These deer are available from time to time at less than reasonable cost .

The following prices are subject to change:

(8 points or more)



$5.00 licese cost!!

(resident or non-resident)



Trophy Buck 80 -119 score

$1,500



Super Buck 120 - 130 score

$2,000



Mega Buck 131 - 140 score

$2,500



141 - 150 score $3,000-$4,000

151 - 160 score $4,500-$6,500

161 -170 score $7,000-$9,000

171 - 180 score $10,000-$12,000

181 - 190 score $14,000-$16,000

191 - 200 score $17,000-$20,000

Ok, I'll try to say this with a straight face...



Doesn't sound canned to me.







I couldn't do it.

What the heck is wrong with you people ? Are you some sort of anti group ? I thought this was a hunting forum where folks could trade stories ? and cuss alot at folks. Fug the heck out of the whole lot of ya.

I ain't sayin there is anything wrong with it...

I mean killin can be fun. Just don't try to make it out to be "fair chase."

This is a hunting forum...but what you're doing ain't "hunting" anymore than the slaughterhouse that uses a bang stick to down cows and pigs is "hunting"!

Bound only by an endless seven-mile perimeter, our animals are free to retain their natural instincts.

A million acres encompassed within a 7 mile perimeter fence? Holy Shi-it...you might as well just have it penned up in the back yard and shoot it at point blank range. Bwhahahahahaha!! Keep telling yourself how "wild" they are compared to western (free-range ) elk...helll, they're bunched up like a fornicating herd of cattle!



Maybe some of you geniuses on here can calculate how much area is actually encompassed by a 7 mile perimeter fence.

IF the fence was a perfect circle, I'm figuring the area to be 2476 acres.

Somebody double check that, please.

I just did it again and wound up with 2476 ac. That means Craig is wrong.

A circle would give the greatest area:perimeter ratio, so I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt.

I'm in full support of operations such as this. The HFA is one such area where you can bag the deer of your dreams. The Sanctuary is a close second. I'll give you one weekend on the HFA for $2000. You can pick the weekend.