OutdoorMissouri.com

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"



The cop asked, "What's he like?"



The little boy replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."

That's a good one, Dave.

I had a post mis-hap there. So what do you think now?

Doesn't sound like a very good role model to me.