Beer Fetching
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fishin
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Beer Fetching
Could you teach my wife the proper beer fetching etiquette?
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Warmouth
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Re: Beer Fetching
Just don't take it out of her hand until it's open. How hard is that?
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LadyAngler
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Re: Beer Fetching
Of course.
1. Have all beer in the lowest possible area in the fridge (extra cold)
2. Carefully watch for beer to diminish in volume. Once he has two drinks or less... go get the next.
3.Handle carefully, to prevent excessive fizz, open away from husband in the event of any back splash.
4. Wipe any splashs or condensation from bottle/can and hand to husband with seductive smile.
5. Repeat until told otherwise.
1. Have all beer in the lowest possible area in the fridge (extra cold)
2. Carefully watch for beer to diminish in volume. Once he has two drinks or less... go get the next.
3.Handle carefully, to prevent excessive fizz, open away from husband in the event of any back splash.
4. Wipe any splashs or condensation from bottle/can and hand to husband with seductive smile.
5. Repeat until told otherwise.
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Great White Hunter
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fishin
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Re: Beer Fetching
Thank you!
"Now there's too many fools makin too many rules,
that's one thing you can't say about us."
that's one thing you can't say about us."
Re: Beer Fetching
Quick, Before It Starts
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it!" she blows her top, "You [email]b@$tard![/email] You waltz in here, flop your fat donkey down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "Oh crap, its started."
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it!" she blows her top, "You [email]b@$tard![/email] You waltz in here, flop your fat donkey down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "Oh crap, its started."
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